Jewish World Review July 17, 2003 / 17 Tamuz, 5763
Argus Hamilton
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French President Jacques Chirac refused Monday to send
French troops to Iraq to assist U.S. forces there. They could have
made an important contribution. The French Army has the best cooks
in the world, and their aprons double as battle flags.
Anaheim Angel Garrett Anderson singled, doubled and homered
to lead the American League All-Stars to victory on Tuesday night.
For his performance he was given the Ted Williams Award. It's a
little plastic baseball player upside down in an Icee.
Democratic presidential hopefuls appeared before the NAACP
annual convention Monday in Miami. What a show of solidarity. At
the end of the forum everyone held hands, closed their eyes and
pretended that Al Sharpton is a serious candidate.
Democratic presidential candidates paraded on Tuesday before
a gay activist group called Human Rights Campaign. The leading
candidates did not endorse gay marriage. Pat Robertson and Jerry
Falwell will elope to Canada before that happens.
North Korea admitted it has the plutonium to build six
nuclear bombs. They can reach California. Think of the business
that would be lost in Beverly Hills when everybody in Southern
California gets a free face peel just by walking outside.
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