Jewish World ReviewOct. 1, 2002 / 25 Tishrei, 5763
Argus Hamilton
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U.S. Congressman Jim McDermott flew to Iraq Sunday on a
peace mission. He went on world television and accused the White
House of provoking an unjust war. If Jim McDermott had been any
more passionate, Ted Turner would be paying him alimony.
The U.S. proposed a U.N. resolution giving Iraq seven days
to agree to inspections and twenty-three days to disclose all
weapons. It could work. Saddam Hussein might agree to the
resolution if the U.N. agrees to hire Arthur Andersen to count the
days.
Senate Minority Leader Trent Lott leaped to President Bush's
defense when his word was questioned by Democrats Sunday. They
should question his manners. Sure, President Bush kept his promise
to cut taxes, but it's not nice to show up your father in front of
everybody.
Sen. John McCain said Friday he can't foresee running for
the White House again. Running for high office made him a wiser
man. He said you've got to be half-nuts to want to be president,
which means that Jesse Ventura is overqualified.
Elvis Presley's home in Palm Springs just went on the market
for $2 million. The house is a gamble. The entire property is only
worth half-a-million, but the medicine chest may contain
prescription Quaaludes more rare than a Honus Wagner baseball
card.
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