Jewish World Review Feb. 5, 2003 / 3 Adar I, 5763
Argus Hamilton
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Bobby Knight goes for his eight hundredth career basketball
victory this week in Lubbock. His psychotic temper is stressful
for players. When he coached at Army, several of his players ran
off to Vietnam to get out of going to basketball practice.
LeBron James was suspended from high school basketball
Friday for accepting two jerseys from a sporting goods store. It's
a growing problem. Kobe Bryant's infant daughter was just offered
a shoe deal when Nike heard how great she dribbles.
The White House sent a federal budget to Congress on Monday
that contains a $307 billion deficit. The administration wants
this budget deficit for a logical reason. They feel the deeper we
are in the hole, the more likely we are to strike oil.
President Bush in his State of the Union speech proposed the
creation of a hydrogen-cell automobile. Think of the lives this
could save. The moment sport utility vehicles can run on hydrogen
cells, Saudi Arabia will be back in the goat business.
Saddam Hussein gave a TV interview Sunday to a former
British official. The interview was taped by the dictator's
personal camera crew. They were going to bring in a British TV
crew, but they were afraid the Revolutionary Guard would surrender
to them.
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