Jewish World Review May 20, 2003 / 18 Iyar, 5763
Argus Hamilton
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Democrats held a presidential debate in Iowa on Saturday in
front of a union crowd. It was quite a show. The candidates spent
ninety minutes discussing ways to prevent corporations from making
profits so we can get this economy moving again.
Funny Cide thundered to victory in the Preakness Stakes on
Saturday en route to a possible Triple Crown. The competition
wilted. It was the third defeat of the year for Peace Rules, if
you count Martin Sheen losing the Visa card commercial.
The New York Times apologized for running fabricated stories
and plagiarized passages by reporter Jayson Blair. It's not
everybody's journal of record. If you ask people in Los Angeles to
tell you their favorite paper, it would be Zig Zag.
The L.A. City Council voted to require any company that does
business with the city to report if it ever profited from slavery.
Reaction was predictable. MGM studio accountants stated flatly
that Gone With the Wind still hasn't turned a profit.
Dick Cheney stated his financial net worth Wednesday in
disclosure documents required by law. He's worth up to $80
million. It gives everyone a warm feeling that we live in a nation
where any multi-millionaire can grow up to be vice president.
CNBC will launch an Arabic-language business news channel
based in Dubai. It will give the Arab world a chance to hear from
top Wall Street stock analysts and CEOs. The strategy is to finish
off Saudi Arabia and Iran without firing a shot.
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