Jewish World Review Sept. 4, 2003 / 7 Elul, 5763
Debra J. Saunders
How can Republicans who bashed President Bill
Clinton for his boorish behavior with women support
Any good Republican can point out the obvious
differences between the two.
Clinton lied about sex. In 1992, Clinton could have
argued that what he did in his private time was not
the public's business; instead he lied on "60
Minutes" when he said that Gennifer Flowers was "a
friendly acquaintance," not a lover. Clinton committed
perjury when he denied having sex with Monica
Lewinsky. And he lied when he told the American
people he "did not have sexual relations with that
woman, Miss Lewinsky."
Oh yeah, and Clinton was married, which is probably
why he chose the Arkansas governor's quarters, and
later the White House Oval Office, as bachelor pads
Schwarzenegger is in the hot seat today because in
1977 he was too forthcoming -- OK, and crude --
when, at age 29, the then-unmarried bodybuilder gave
an interview to the now-defunct Oui Magazine.
Ah-nold bragged about an episode when a group of
Gold's Gym bodybuilders had sex with one woman.
He boasted that women frequently came onto him.
He humbly admitted that he would have sex with a
woman who is "a little out of shape," if she was good
in the sack.
If only the Running Man had said non to Oui. The
interview was tasteless.
But then again, tasteless is a relative term in politics.
California Democratic Party Chairman Art Torres did
a good impersonation of tasteless when he pounced
on the Oui story to call Schwarzenegger a "sexual
No surprise there. Team Davis has long engaged in a
whispering campaign that suggests Ah-nold is, well,
Clintonesque when it comes to women. (Not that
they minded Clintonesque under Clinton.)
Spread a rumor around for long enough and, whether
it is grounded or not, people will assume it's true
Schwarzenegger spokesman Sean Walsh said of the
interview, "Arnold Schwarzenegger is a father of four
who has acknowledged that his bodybuilding career
was 25 years in the past and that the '70s were a
crazy time and he pushed the envelope in his
interviews and in the promotion of his sport."
Translation: Different era, different man. And he
Here's something that helped Clinton and could help
the Terminator: The public often is more turned off by
the spreader of dirt than the spreadee.
The fact remains that if a married politician has an
affair, it's really none of the public's business. Most
journalists don't want to touch stories about married
pols gone astray. That's why I didn't write about
Gennifer Flowers for my home paper, The San Francisco Chronicle once during the
1992 election and was initially highly skeptical of
Paula Jones. Only when the stories were
overwhelming and Clinton's behavior reckless did I
focus on the "bimbo eruptions."
By then, the press was examining Clinton's private
life, because he wasn't private. Some men don't know
how to have a discreet affair. It seems it wasn't really
sex for Clinton unless state troopers or other men
knew what was happening behind closed doors. Et
Maybe it's not fair -- indiscreet at 29 doesn't mean
indiscreet at 50- something. Still, I'd like to hear one
of two things from Schwarzenegger, both of which will
send the message that he won't embarrass
Either he can tell Californians that he has grown up,
is a true husband, and he'll remain so while he is
governor of California. He could graduate from
bragging about women to a men's magazine to
bragging about a woman to the entire state.
Or he could tell Californians that his personal life is
personal, and he'll keep it that way. If he does
something that he doesn't want to see in the
newspapers, he'll be discreet. And he'll stay away
from the help.
I'm not asking for a confession, just proof that the
actor knows what it means to be an adult.
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