Jewish World Review June 30, 2003 / 30 Sivan, 5763

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Palestinian terror groups look forward to off-season

http://www.jewishworldreview.com | A spokesman for Hamas and Islamic Jihad, the Palestinian terror organizations, said the groups are looking forward to the off-season, a brief hiatus in scheduled activities which starts this week.

"During the regular season there's no time to regroup, strategize, equip your team members," said the unnamed spokesman. "It will be nice to take a couple of months off to refresh ourselves, and prepare to renew the resistance against the Zionist enemy, our partners in peace."

While no official activities will occur during the off-season, some group members may organize "pickup games," which apparently involve small trucks.

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