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Jewish World Review July 11, 2000 / 8 Tamuz, 5760

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Keating for veep -- REPUBLICANS, like all politicians, have a deeply ingrained sense of self-preservation. If they cannot defend themselves competently by dint of their own wits, they feed the beast by compromising -- or as The New York Times identifies the process, "growing in office." In an important presidential election, such candidates will forfeit their base, pick up no Democrats, and generally fulfill the media's repeated claim that Republicans are stupid. See, e.g., Bob Dole and Jack Kemp.

Republicans who cannot weather attacks avoid criticism altogether by taking the conservative bull's-eye off their backs. Show me a Republican who is praised by The New York Times, and I will show you a Republican who has an incurable habit of saying and doing stupid things.

What George Bush needs on the ticket with him is a man with the political courage that comes from being smart (an elusive quality in politicians). What Bush needs is Gov. Frank Keating of Oklahoma. (In point of fact, Bush could probably take Jack the Ripper as his running mate and beat Al "Ice Tea" Gore, but there's no point in taking any chances.)

Keating has been tested on one of the most heated political topics of the day -- the single issue on which the left is acutely interested in the opinion of the Catholic Church -- the death penalty.

When asked about the alternative of life imprisonment without parole on "Meet the Press," Keating didn't equivocate: "Unacceptable. Morally, innocent human life is precious, and an individual who takes another person's life with premeditation, in my opinion, should forfeit their own."

Keating was also asked about whether he had a death penalty litmus test for appointees to the pardon and parole board. (One cringes to imagine what Liddy Dole or John McCain would have said to a question like that.) Keating responded by noting that he did not interview the nominees himself, but went on to say: "Did any member of our staff say, 'We want you to support capital punishment?' I would hope they would. I would not support someone to go on the pardon and parole board who did not believe in capital punishment."


Keating is Alan Keyes without the shouting (which I, for one, am going to miss, but I gather this would be a big plus in winning the soft-middle, double-X chromosome vote). As governor during the healing, the mourning, the wailing and the hugging after the Oklahoma City bombing, he can get into the touchy-feely Clintonian muck with Gore.

Here is Governor Keating on "Hardball" explaining the difference between Republicans and Democrats, after Chris Matthews complained that "everybody" is for saving Social Security, for safe streets and for high employment rates:

"I think the difference (between the two parties) is that they believe in groups and we believe in individuals. We think that every individual has a right to achieve whatever he or she wishes to achieve. It's the genius of the individual American that made our country great. So give more of what I earn to me to let me save and invest and spend the way I wish. Give me responsibility for my own life. Encourage me to be up and be somebody. I think that's what America tomorrow is all about. That's why we're 3 percent of the world's population and 25 percent of the world's wealth."

Oklahoma -- to its eternal credit -- will probably go for Bush with or without Keating on the ticket. But Bush needs to carry the country, and Keating has something almost no other Republican politician has -- the proven ability to survive the media's hazing of Republicans.

If the media could have destroyed Keating, they would have by now. There would be a moratorium on the death penalty in Oklahoma and free abortions for the poor, as there is in Illinois (where the Republican governor has been -- totally coincidentally -- implicated in a major bribery scandal).

Keating is ferociously pro-life, but also stands up to the pope and his state's archbishop in defense of the death penalty, and acquits himself admirably on national television defending these positions. Only a man of great intellectual self-confidence and fearlessness does something like that. That's the guy we want in the vice presidential debates.

JWR contributor Ann Coulter is the author of High Crimes and Misdemeanors: The Case Against Bill Clinton. You may visit the Ann Coulter Fan Club by clicking here.


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06/30/00: O.J. was 'proved innocent' too
06/27/00: The last guys 'proved innocent'
06/23/00: Serious Republican candidates don't get serious press
06/19/00: They weren't overzealous this time
06/16/00: Evolution of the strumpet
06/13/00: Actual journalistic malpractice
06/09/00: I did not have sexual
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06/06/00: IRS turns Bubba's screw
05/30/00: Too corrupt to be an Arkansas lawyer
05/26/00: Choose liberalism
05/24/00: Violence against coherence
05/22/00: Developmentally disabled Republicans
05/16/00: For womb the bell tolls
05/12/00: Asylum from Georgetown
05/10/00: The truth is out there, even for the clueless
05/08/00: Barbie is a liberal Democrat
05/02/00: Moving the goalpost
04/28/00: The bastardization of justice
04/25/00: How Monica Lewinsky saved the constitution
04/24/00: It's sunny today, so we need gun control
04/19/00: No shadow of a doubt -- liberal women are worthless
04/14/00: It takes a Communist dictator to raise a child
04/11/00: The verdict is in on Hillary
04/07/00: Vast Concoctions III
04/04/00: 'Horrifying' free speech in New York
03/31/00: Campaign finance reform brings out worst in senators
03/28/00: All the news that fits -- we print!
03/24/00: Net losses all around
03/20/00: To protect, serve --- and be spat on
03/16/00: Thank Heaven for the consigliere
03/13/00: Vast concoctions II
03/09/00: The bluebloods voted against you
03/07/00: The Tower of Babble
03/03/00: Vast concoction
03/02/00: Hillary's sartorial lies
02/28/00: You have to break a few eggs to make a joke
02/22/00: I've seen enough killing to support abortion
02/18/00: A liberal lynching
02/15/00: McCain and the flag
02/11/00: The Shakedown Express
02/08/00: To mock a mockingbird
02/05/00: Summing up Campaign 2000: 'Oh, puh-leeze!'
02/01/00: A Confederacy of Dunces
01/28/00: Dollar Bill's racist smear
01/24/00: How high is your freedom quotient?
01/21/00: Numismadness
01/18/00: How dare you attack my wife!
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