Jewish World Review August 5, 2002 / 27 Menachem-Av, 5762

Ian Shoales

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Time for some
real cultural heroes


http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | This summer, Matthew McConaaughey, the hunky dreamboat star of a series of awful movies, was out on the virtual road plugging his most recent stinker, REIGN OF FIRE, appearing via the miracle of videotape on "Access Hollywood," to be specific, when the sound man suffered a seizure. Thinking quickly, according to the Mercury News wire services, he resuscitated the man and "sustained" him until the medics arrived. So the fictitious hero who saved the world from carnivorous if computer-generated dragons in a movie became a real hero in a modest way. But I was touched, reading this little story.

After all, a lot has changed in the past few years. Our heroes, for a while there, were entrepreneurs and CEOs. Now the entrepreneurs are all broke, and the CEOs reviled, some of them even may even go to prison, or at least be forced to hire a bunch of lawyers, perhaps even a gaggle of lawyers. In the wake of September 11, firefighters were our heroes again, just like the fifties. Then two firefighters in the west were accused of helping to start the fires they were called to put out. Pilots were heroes, until the AmericaWest pilots were kicked off their flight for being legally drunk.

President Bush was considered a hero, until this whole Enron thing popped up, and he's now being considered the corporate flunkie liberals have been positioning him as for years. America was considered heroic in our belated entry in the war on terrorism, until our smart bombs dropped a few i.q. points along with megatonnage on innocent bystanders. I understand that New Yorkers have also gone back to being rude, Giulani is back to divorce court, and the powers that be are arguing bitterly and rancorously among themselves as to what kind of memorial should be placed at the Twin Towers site.

So yeah, movie stars turning heroic in small modest ways. Why not? Maybe there time has come.

I'm not talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger doing the Heimlich maneuver at Planet Hollywood, or Tom Cruise putting on a flak jacket to take out a ring of terrorists in Beverly Hills. I'm talking about Billy Bob Thornton volunteering to test the eyesight of little old ladies, and grinding the lenses himself. I'm talking about Gwyneth Paltrow cleaning the teeth of shut ins. I'm talking about Ben Affleck and Matt Damon going door to door offering free shoe shines.

Maybe we could declare a moratorium on larger than life heroism, fire, narrow escapes, explosions, great evils and greater goods. Maybe we should just concentrate on the simple old-fashioned good deed. Free cones and puppies and a stick of sugar-free gum for the kiddies after we've strip-searched them at the airport.

Wouldn't that be nice?

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JWR contributor Ian Shoales is the author of, among others, Not Wet Yet: An Anthology of Commentary. Comment by clicking here.

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