Jewish World Review May 12, 2003 / 10 Iyar, 5763

Jack Kelly

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Dispatches from the Desert: Cavalry scout's skills include coffee-making


http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | IRAQI DESERT, West of Baghdad Starbucks won't be serving Cafe Cinanchetti anytime soon, but out in the desert, it tastes pretty good.

There are things soldiers in Apache Troop miss more than coffee - showers, hot food, cold beer. But they miss coffee a lot.

Sgt. Philip Cinanchetti, 32, arrived "in-theater," as they say, with coffee grounds. But he had no way to brew them.

Being a cavalry scout, he did what scouts do. He improvised. Half an empty Pepsi can, punched with pinholes, hung by a string from a Meals-Ready-to-Eat packet served as his percolator. And he discovered plenty of sources of heat on a Bradley fighting vehicle, especially one that's been sitting in the desert sun.

Cinanchetti's coffee-making skills were displayed not so much in the selection of his materials, but in making the holes in the can just the right size so water would trickle through without having the grounds escape, and so the mixture would brew for the proper length of time.

The result is pretty tasty.

Making coffee is among the easier tasks for a cavalry scout.

Scouts roam in front of the main body of troops, checking out available routes ahead and trying to locate the enemy without being located themselves. Sometimes, they are called upon to blow up bridges to block enemy movements. Or to call in fire on an enemy position, like an artillery forward observer.

All told, seven different military specialties were compressed to create the one position, No. 19D, the cavalry scout. Because the job requires so much skill and quick-thinking, scouts tend to be smart.

An Akron native, Cinanchetti was a cop in Cleveland and an agent for the Drug Enforcement Administration between hitches in the Army. As commander of a Bradley, he is a character leading a bunch of characters.

The No. 2 man on Cinanchetti's team, the gunner, is Sgt. Travus Brandon, 26, a Milwaukee native and former sailor. A religious agnostic more of the "I don't care" than the "I don't know" variety, Brandon referees theological discussions between Cinanchetti, a Christian, and the loader in the crew, Pfc. Mark Hennion, 19, a Satanist with a pentagram tattooed on the back of his neck.

A native of Harrisburg, Pa., Hennion - who has the vocabulary of a college professor - dropped out of high school as a sophomore because of "religious persecution," he said. "[School authorities] were blaming me for things even when I was home sick."

Hennion joined the Army to get his GED, which he got a year before his high school class graduated. When last tested, his IQ was 150. He was bored in school.

So was Pfc. Joshua Smith, 18, who dropped out of high school in Summerville, S.C., and got his GED a year before his class graduated, too. Smith had intended to join the Marines, but the Corps is only taking high school graduates. He joined the cavalry scouts as the next toughest thing he could do.

The driver of Cinanchetti's Bradley, Pfc. Richard Taylor, 19, from Albany, Ga., did get a high school diploma, but was constantly in trouble. "I'm trying to do something with my life instead of spending it on the streets," he said. "I'm going to be a lifer."

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JWR contributor Jack Kelly, a former Marine and Green Beret, was a deputy assistant secretary of the Air Force in the Reagan administration. Comment by clicking here.

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© 2002, Jack Kelly