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Jewish World Review March 8, 2002 / 24 Adar, 5762
Lori Borgman
http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com -- IT'S a sad day when your own mother hangs you out to dry. Or is it? One of the best quotes to come out of the Enron debacle belongs to the mother of CEO Jeff Skilling. This savvy businessman has claimed complete ignorance as to the company's crooked bookkeeping practices. His mother, Betty said, "When you are the CEO and you are on the board of directors, you are supposed to know what's going on with the rest of the company. You can't get off the hook with me there." Ouch. Betty's mad. Maybe she's mad because she lost a lot of money. Or maybe she's mad because her grown son blew it and now the big lug is trying to weasel away. Consider the things Betty could have said. She could have walked to the microphone, dabbed a tear and said, "Although Jeffie seems self-assured and successful on the outside, he suffers from low self-esteem that prohibits him from asking pertinent questions." She could have said her son made poor decisions because he had been emotionally fragile. Don't laugh. It worked for the corrupt Olympic skating judge from France. Or, in keeping with contemporary trends, Betty could have blamed herself for her son's mess. Martyr mode, phase one: She could have pointed a finger at traumatic potty training or the fact that he was a late reader/later crawler/later talker (choose one). She could have, but she didn't. Betty basically said her son made his bed and now he's going to lie in it. I like Betty. I wish we had more mothers like her. The world would be a lot better off if more mothers were willing to take their sons (of all ages) to the woodsheds instead of coddling them, pampering them and protecting them from the consequences of their actions. Compare Skilling's mother to Osama bin Laden's mother. Alya Ghanem has been quoted as saying, "I do not approve of his ambitions and the actions attributed to him, but I am not angry with him." Her son blows up two World Trade Center towers, blasts a wing of the Pentagon, annihilates four jetliners, murders thousands of innocent people and the woman's not angry? Fine. Then how about enraged? Incensed? Furious, maybe? Keeping your cool and refusing to blast with both barrels when your offspring falls completely off track isn't compassionate, it's crazy. Osama's mother reminds me of a story Norman Mailer was fond of telling about his mother. "If I took a Tommy gun and shot up hundreds of people in a shopping mall, she would say, 'They must have said something truly awful to him.'" Mailer was being facetious, but today a lot of mothers embrace that attitude in earnest. I have a son. I would throw myself between him and a speeding semi any day of the week, but he knows that if he blows it the first person in his face will be his mom. How does he know? From experience. The kid will tell you that when he messes up, his mom is all over him like drool on a baby.
There have been too many mothers making too many excuses for too
many sons for too long. Betty Skilling may be the 10-second antidote to the
modern malaise of parenting. She is a true gem, a dazzling rarity who
refuses to make excuses for her son. She loves him enough to hold him
accountable and cares enough to help hold his feet to the fire. Most of
all, she has the backbone to treat her son like a man instead of a
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