Jewish World Review June 16, 2004 / 27 Sivan, 5764

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Lindsay Lohan is so, um, differently abled; Bill (O'Reilly) is busted!; naughty Natalie; more | NEW YORK — Lindsay Lohan needs a good spanking and maybe her mouth washed out with soap — at least according to an advocacy group for the mentally retarded.

Us Weekly reports that The Arc of the United States — a Maryland-based non-profit that claims to be "the nation's largest group devoted to issues concerning people with mental retardation and related developmental disabilities" — has sent the "Mean Girls" starlet a stern letter objecting her repeated use of the phrase, "That's so retarded."

"Fame carries with it some grave responsibilities," Arc President Lorraine Sheehan lectured Lohan. "I've read some recent reports of your using the phrase 'That's so retarded' on several occasions in response to journalists' questions about your personal life."

For instance, Lohan has bandied the politically incorrect expression to describe everything from rumors of breast implants ("That's retarded"), to her recent tiff with Hilary Duff ("retarded"), to an unpleasant encounter with paparazzi ("So retarded!").

Sheehan scolded: "(T)here are few more deeply wounding words than these, which are painful reminders that people with disabilities are still not fully welcome in our society."

On Tuesday, Lohan's flack, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, stressed that her client meant no harm: "It wasn't meant to offend anyone — it was used as slang. She'll be more cautious and conscious in the future."

Arc Executive Director Steven Eidelman responded: "Excellent — but the only thing she didn't say is that she'll stop saying it."

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Give Fox News Channel star Bill O'Reilly credit for even attending Monday night's lefty celeb-glutted premiere of Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" — even if he walked out of the 110-minute Bush-bashing movie halfway through.

Only last week on his syndicated radio show, O'Reilly likened Moore to Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels — author of the "The Big Lie" theory of political communication.

As O'Reilly explained to his radio audience, "Joseph Goebbels was the Minister of Propaganda for the Nazi regime and whose very famous quote was, 'If you tell a lie long enough, it becomes the truth.' "

So it was a tad awkward when O'Reilly, trying to sneak out of the Ziegfeld Theater and almost at the exit, came jowl to jowl with Moore himself.


"Don't you want to stay and watch the whole film?" the director demanded.

A spy for this column reports that O'Reilly blushed, shook Moore's hand and muttered something about having to "tape something," and then slunk off into the night.

But "The O'Reilly Factor" pretapes in the afternoon, hours before it airs at 8 and 11 p.m. — and well before Monday night's premiere.

Moore — who didn't return this column's call for comment — was apparently skeptical. When his wife, Kathleen Glynn, came inside the theater a moment later, the filmmaker excitedly repeated O'Reilly's alibi in a scoffing tone.

On Tuesday, a Fox News spokesman explained: "The movie started 40 minutes late, and Bill had a previous commitment to go to."

The flack added that O'Reilly was simply confirming Moore's booking on his Fox News show next week and that O'Reilly had already asked "Fahrenheit 9/11" producer Harvey Weinstein's office for a screener.

Again, problematic: A source close to the movie says no videotapes are being given out to anyone, under any circumstances.

Surely not a little white lie!


PORTMAN, A YEAR OLDER: No one needs to tell Natalie Portman how to celebrate. For her 23rd birthday Saturday night, the baby-faced "Cold Mountain" starlet threw a raucous party at the East Village hotspot Butter, co-hosted by three of her Harvard pals and attended by fellow ex-child star Macaulay Culkin, accessorized by black-clad arm candy. A spy reports that the petite Portman, tottering on 3-inch heels, spent the night bumping and grinding naughtily with various boys on tabletops. At one point, she proceeded to beat a hapless male guest about the head with a balloon. Some mischief was to be expected, given that the party invitation featured a photo of a Barbie doll along with the suggestive caption, "You know how I like it, baby . . ."

PAGE SIX CORNER: Protective husband Russell Simmons is seething at the New York Post's gossip team for describing his conspicuously consuming wife, Kimora Lee, as "notoriously spoiled." On Tuesday, the hip-hop and fashion tycoon fumed: "Kimora Lee gives more to charity in a year than the entire staff of Page Six will give in their whole lives." She'll be front and center at next month's Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation gala at the Simmons crib in East Hampton, helping to raise more than $1 million to encourage poor urban youth to participate in the arts.

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