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Jewish World Review August 29, 2000/ 28 Menachem-Av, 5760

Kathleen Parker

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AlGore wants to be his own man -- does he know who that is?

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SMALL TOWN, AMERICA | The best analysis of Al Gore's sudden bounce in the polls may have come from Politically Incorrect host and comedian Bill Maher. "We're babies," he recently told CNN's Larry King. "The last thing we saw, that's what we want."

In the week after the Republican Convention, voters wanted George W. Bush. In the week after the Democratic Convention, voters wanted Gore. Just like babies?

Or perhaps just like consumers who watch an ice-cream commercial and, next thing they know, they're in the car, making a run for some Ben & Jerry's "Cherry Garcia."

Or maybe it's a little of both, for consumers and babies have this in common: Their responses are primarily visceral. No matter what the polls say between now and November -- no matter how many ways the pundits dissect the issues -- most voters ultimately will vote their guts.

Right now, the undecideds are a little queasy. Out here in the bushes (no pun intended), people still don't like Bush's smirk, though it's getting better, but there's just something about Al. He seems like a nice guy. He looks good on paper. His wife's great. He's just, well, um, what is it?

It's "it." Gore doesn't have "it," and absent "it," he should have left himself alone. Voters might have let "it" go, but Gore has tried to fake "it," and there's nothing more non-"it" than faking it.

You know what "it" is. It's not a tangible, quantifiable thing. It's an understood thing, a felt thing, a sense of a person's rightness. You know it when you perceive it, for sometimes it isn't merely seen either. Bush has it. Clinton has it. Tipper Gore has enough for both parties, D.C. and the suburbs. Hillary doesn't.

What causes one to have It and others not?

Honesty.

I know, I know, I'm not talking about that kind of honesty -- about telling the truth under oath or "losing" records or exaggerating military performance. I'm talking about knowing who you are, being comfortable in your skin, conveying the sort of confidence that comes from owning your own psychic space. Seeming natural, being real.

The trouble with Gore is he's so uncomfortable in his skin that he makes other people uncomfortable. I was a wreck during his convention speech. Like any audience member, I privately wanted him to do well. I squirmed when he gestured too grandly for the content; I cringed when he "laughed" to demonstrate his fabled sense of humor.

I worried for days about Tipper's lip when Gore laid that faux-passionate, hard-toothed bruiser on his wife's mouth just before his acceptance speech. Whatever that was supposed to be, it wasn't persuasive. It seemed contrived and fake, and, well, it was.

Al Gore at his core may be a fine and decent man. He may have always been a little awkward and stiff -- everybody says so -- but he was essentially good, wanted to do good, wanted to be good. How, then, has he come to be perceived so differently? A once-good man who comes across as dishonest, contrived and fake?

Charitably, we may assume he has become corrupted by bad advice, by stage handlers who have told him to wear more browns, to look more casual, be more relaxed, be funnier, more passionate, looser. Is it any wonder he seems ill at ease?

Gore says he wants to be his own man, to show America who he really is. The problem is, after all these years, campaigns and conflicting advice, he doesn't seem to remember who he is anymore. Too bad. Even babies can't be fooled forever.


JWR contributor Kathleen Parker can be reached by clicking here.

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