Jewish World Review March 24, 2005/ 13 Adar II 5765
Played out: Teenage history lessons
Last Saturday, while spending an excruciating 20 minutes inside a local GameStop, with young adults and kids blabbering in videospeak, a language whose fluency has escaped me, it was difficult to refrain from staging a nostalgic sit-in. This was, as my boys explained over and over, an extraordinary occasion. The store was taking reservations for Sony's PlayStation Portable game player, a $250 lemonsorry, that's the wallet talkingthat'll be released on March 24 to the kind of frenzy only comprehensible to me if it's compared to the anticipation of Manny Ramirez hitting a pair of three-run homers off Randy Johnson at the beginning of April.
When the bearded clerk was toting up the price, I asked my younger son if he'd finished The Diary of Anne Frank yet, an attempt to restore some sense of mental equilibrium. Whereupon Reddy, the GameStop employee who chatters with my kids about the visual pros and cons of competing video systems, chimed in. "Whoa, I heard that was like a really depressing book. You ought to check out this dude Art Somebody's comic Maus, that's a pretty cool treatment of all that shit that went down in World War Two."
You take what you can get. I mentioned that yes, Art Spiegelman's Maus was indeed a modern classic, regardless of his current mindless agitprop that appears in The New Yorker, and that I remembered first reading the series in the artist's ground-breaking Raw in the 80s. Reddy, the budding world history scholar, was momentarily tongue-tied, and then said, "Cool, I was born in 1985, just when that stuff was coming out. Did you ever see Van Halen live?"
No, that was in fact a cultural deprivation, but somehow I survived. Although when I mentioned seeing Bruce Springsteen in a 300-seat venue back in '74, Reddy nearly dirtied his drawers and then raved about the very righteous Boss.
I'm very lenient about the games the boys can play, not caring about the ratings or simulated violence, just as long as they do their homework and achieve academic excellence in the fourth and sixth grades. And, in comparison to their pre-school days, when I'd be called every 10 minutes to read a sequence of words in one of the Nintendo Zelda games, it's fun to see them so excited about a pastime that seems really, really dumb to me. I also suppose there's some educational value in mastering the technical aspects of video games and the new systems that seem to come out every six months. Who needs a web geek to fix Dad's iMac hard drive when my 12-year-old son Nicky can repair it in the time it takes me to read a long Weekly Standard article?
You do wonder, however, what activity is squeezed out from the schedule of today's youngsters and, apparently, adults into their early 30s from the hours playing these games. Maybe nothing consequential: My mother used to nag me all the time about rotting the brain by watching re-runs of The Twilight Zone, The Honeymooners and I Love Lucy as useless as playing Halo II and I doubt my intellectual capacity was reduced. What the hell, it's my own phobia. The kids will get their turn one day.
Back to 1974, when, as James Sullivan pointed out in a March 16 Slate article, Terry Jacks' abominable "Seasons in the Sun" ruled the pop music charts for far too long. Sullivan treats the Rod McKuen-penned song too seriously, trying to explain its enduring popularity and why so many bands, most significantly Nirvana, have covered it. He writes: "The secret of the enduring appeal of 'Seasons in the Sun' is just that simple. How will we face our own final days with grace, humility, a defensive sneer, or a loud guffaw? It's a sad song about death, and death get us every time."
No. "Seasons in the Sun" isn't sad, it's just a horrible pop tune in the same category as "Afternoon Delight," "Ebony and Ivory," "Key Largo," "A Boy Named Sue" and almost everything Billy Joel has ever recorded. There are any number of fine songs about death The Pretender's "Back on the Chain Gang" comes to mind but Jacks' huge hit, which drove me nuts more than 30 years ago, isn't one of them. And until I read Sullivan's piece it certainly wasn't "lodged" in my cranium.
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