Jewish World Review Dec. 21, 2000/ 23 Kislev, 5761
of two First Ladies
EVERY TIME I find myself wanting to give Hillary Clinton the benefit of the dubious decision, she
makes it impossible. She's smart without subtlety, audacious without discretion, powerful without a
purpose beyond her own selfish interests.
She's a lightning rod, like Newt Gingrich. Unlike Newt, she never pays a price.
Like Newt, she landed a book contract worth millions. Unlike Newt, she won't have to give it back.
Nor do you hear fellow Democrats criticizing her. (Surprise. surprise.)
When Newt Gingrich received $4.5 million for a book contract from HarperCollins, owned by
media baron Rupert Murdoch, he was investigated by the House Ethics Committee and excoriated
by Rep. David Bonier. "He hasn't even been sworn in as speaker;'' cried Bonier, "and he's already
begun to cash in.''
The House Ethics Committee did not find him guilty of ethical breaches, but they condemned him for
"giving the impression of exploiting one's office for personal gain'' (italics mine).
Bonier suggested that Murdoch had given Newt a Christmas present that would be repaid in kind in
later legislation affecting Murdoch's media properties.
Has anyone heard a Democrat suggest that Hillary's $8 million book contract from Simon &
Schuster, owned by Viacom/CBS, which could be affected by legislation later, as "giving the
impression of exploiting one's office for personal gain''? Will Hillary recuse herself from votes
Hillary Clinton has been exposed as something of a gold digger before, most dramatically when she
made a quick $100,000 killing in cattle futures trading, with lots of help from one of her husband's
wealthy campaign contributors in Arkansas.
But that was a long time ago, of course. She was elected senator from New York in a fair election
and is in a good position to move back to Washington as a senator with, if not a clean slate, at least
a new slate. But since her first act was so extravagantly self-aggrandizing, she erased in an instant
any good feeling she may have had coming.
For $8 million she will sell her personal feelings in a book about being first lady, which according to
the New York Daily News will include details of her innermost thoughts about betrayal by her
husband. She's certainly not getting that kind of money to describe trips to India, her views on China
trade or why she changed chefs at the White House.
Maybe Hillary has spent too much time in Hollywood with her begging bowl, forgetting she is
supposed to be first a first lady. She acts more like a movie star leading a tabloid life. What a
wonderful opportunity she had to dampen public suspicion. Instead she continues to feed the
We don't know much about Laura Bush yet, but what we do know is that she isn't bitchy. She's
been a governor's wife for almost eight years and she has made public and private issues her own.
As a librarian-teacher, she wants every child in America to learn to read. As a wife, she was largely
responsible for boosting George W. onto the wagon after years of heavy drinking. Their relationship
suggests mutual respect and independence that's neither condescending nor patronizing.
The first lady's job, as we all perceive it, is something of a Rorschach test. We want her to reflect
her own personality and capability with dignity that reflects honor on her, her husband, and the
But the Bushes, like the Clintons before them, arrive in Washington with vivid reputations. We're
meeting George W. after his bad-boy drinking days are over. Bill Clinton arrived in Washington in a
swirl of "bimbo eruptions.'' Hillary was the feminist who put down the little ladies who baked
cookies and served tea. Laura arrives with rave reviews for her years as first lady of Texas.
Hillary complains that she never enjoyed a "zone of privacy'' as first lady, but that was her doing
after she jump-started her husband's campaign with a theatrical turn on "60 Minutes.'' Hillary's zone
of privacy has always been determined by the stakes at hand, a question of price and who would
pay it. A book contract worth $8 million makes cattle futures small potatoes. And that's no
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07/10/00: Abortion as cruel and unusual punishment
07/06/00: Surviving 'survivor' TV
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06/29/00: Here comes 'something old'
06/26/00: Waiting too long for the baby
06/22/00: Good teachers, curious students and oxymorons
06/19/00: Wanted: Some ants for Gore's pants
06/15/00: Like father, like daughter
06/12/00: Culture wars and conservative warriors
06/08/00: Return of the housewife
06/05/00: Hillary and Al -- playing against type
05/31/00: The sexual revolution confronts the SUV
05/25/00: Waiting for the movie
05/22/00: Pistol packin' mamas
05/18/00: Journalists and the 'new time' religion
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05/11/00: 'The Human Stain' on campus
05/09/00: We've come a long way, Betty Friedan
05/04/00: From George Washington to Mansa Masu
05/01/00: Gore's ruthless doublespeak
04/28/00: Doing it Castro's way
04/24/00: Women's studies beget narrow minds
04/17/00: The slippery slope of anti-Semitism
04/13/00: A villain larger than life
04/10/00: When mourning becomes an economic tragedy
04/03/00: The last permissible bigotry
03/30/00: Seeking the political Oscar
03/23/00: The gaying of America
03/20/00: Pointy-eared quadrupeds on campus
03/16/00: The shocking art of the establishment
03/13/00: Sawdust on the campaign trail
03/10/00: Campaign rhetoric of manhood
03/06/00: The Amphetamine of the People
03/02/00: Elegy for Amadou
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01/27/00: Dead white males and live white politicians
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01/21/00: A post-modern song for `The Sopranos'
01/19/00: When personality is a long-distance plus
01/13/00: French lessons in amour --- and marriage
01/10/00: Reaching for the Big Golden Apple
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11/30/99: Potholes on the road to the Promised Land
11/25/99: A feast for the spirit and the stomach
11/23/99: Fathers need to say 'I (can) do'
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11/15/99: Traveling with Jefferson on the information highway
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11/09/99: Eggs, art and rotten commerce
11/05/99: Al Gore, 'Alpha Male'. Bow wow.
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10/19/99: The male mystique -- he shops
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09/27/99: Must we wait for the next massacre?
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09/16/99: The Cisneros lesson
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09/08/99: M-M-M is for manhood
08/30/99: Blocking the schoolhouse door
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©1999, Suzanne Fields. Distributed by Los Angeles Times Syndicate