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Seeing the Light

Mordechai Schiller

By Mordechai Schiller

Published Dec. 18, 2017

Seeing the Light

Underwhelming miracles have a too-long history

A famous (some say infamous) comedian said. "If only the Lord would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank."

Rabbi Dovid Orlofsky, an old hand at outreach (young hands don't reach out so far) used to field such challenges from teenagers: "If G0D can make miracles, let Him show me. Let Him split the Red Sea in my backyard and then I'll believe in Him."

He stopped answering them. Why? Because you can rationalize anything. No answer suffices when the questioner is committed to denial.

OK, I know you're waiting for it, so I'll say it: Denial is not just a river in Egypt. (And no, there's no evidence that Mark Twain ever said it. The earliest citation Quote Investigator found was a 1933 newspaper joke.) However, Pharaoh was one of the earliest deniers on record. He was plagued with denial.

The problem, Rabbi Orlofsky points out, is that miracles don't convince anybody. G0D told Moses "At midnight, I will go out into the midst of Egypt," and kill the firstborn. But when Moses spoke to Pharaoh he changed it to "about midnight." Why did he change the prophecy? Because he knew Pharaoh's astronomers would be watching their chronometers and run a countdown. And if their state-of-the-art smartsundials said the firstborns started dying four seconds early, they'd say, "Aha! We knew that Moses was a liar!"

Major spectacular productions are impressive. But the impression doesn't go deep. In the Gulf War of 1991, Saddam Hussein bombarded Israel with Scud missiles. Some unofficial statistics I gathered: Israel was hit with 39 Scud missiles; some 15,000 properties were destroyed or damaged; yet only 13 people died --- two directly from missiles, 11 from heart attacks or misusing gas masks.

Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin came on the radio and said, "We have to recognize" the fact that there were so few casualties "is a miracle."

Then a woman in Tel Aviv was interviewed: "Would you say this was a miracle?"

"No. It wasn't a miracle. Things like this happen all the time in Israel."

OK, so what is a miracle?

Oxford English Dictionary defined miracle: "A marvellous event not ascribable to human power or the operation of any natural force and therefore attributed to supernatural, esp. divine, agency; especially an act (e.g. of healing) demonstrating control over nature and serving as evidence that the agent is either divine or divinely favoured."

The Hebrew word nes is all that and more.

There are two types of nes, the Malbim (d. 1879) says: When the Jewish nationis worthy of miracles; or, when we aren't worthy, but He performs a nes to inspire faith.

Rabbi Samson Raphael Hirsch (d. 1888) says that nes also means a flag or signal, from nossess --- to elevate or raise a signal.

(You see where I'm going with this. I already sent a signal. . . . )

The Amshinover Rebbe, Rabbi Shimon Shalom (1954), asks an interesting question. In the Al Hanissim prayer on Chanukah, we thank Heaven for all the miracles He performed: "You fought their battles; You judged their judgement; You avenged their vengeance; You delivered the mighty into the hands of the weak, the many into the hands of the few, the impure into the hands of the pure, the wicked into the hands of the righteous, and the sinners into the hands of those who involve themselves with Your Torah."

We can understand the miraculous nature of the many in the hands of the few and the strong in the hands of the weak. But what is miraculous about delivering the impure into the hands of pure, the wicked into the hands of the righteous and the sinners into the hands of those who learn Torah? How do they fit into the prayer?

The miracle, Rebbe Shimon Shalom says, is that even in such dire straits as being outnumbered and overwhelmed, they remained pure, righteous and continued learning Torah. And we have to thank Him for those miracles.

My brother Rabbi Nota Schiller, dean of Ohr Somayach in Jerusalem, told me that we say "Shema Yisrael, Hashem Elokeinu Hashem echad --- Hear O Israel, the Lord our G0D, The Lors is One"? But why do we need to preface the declaration with "Hear O Israel"? Why not just say "Our G0D is One"?

Because when you're really excited about something, you can't keep it to yourself; you want to share it with others.

Why do we put our Chanukah menorahsin our windows or in front of our doors? The essence of the mitzvah (religious duties) is pirsumei nisa --- to publicize the miracle. But why do we need to publicize it?

We publicize it so that we can see it.

As I heard from Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach (d. 1994), "On Rosh Hashanah, we learn how to hear. On Chanukah, we learn how to see."

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Mordechai Schiller is a copyeditor and columnist at Hamodia, the Daily Newspaper of Torah Jewry, where this first appeared.