Jewish World Review Oct. 11, 1999/1 Mar-Cheshvan, 5760
http://www.jewishworldreview.com -- JESSE VENTURA finally found an opponent he could not pin: The Creator.
The governor of Minnesota experienced this epiphany the instant Playboy magazine published an interview in which he described religion as a crutch for weak-minded people. His popularity ratings immediately hurtled toward the abyss. Overnight, he went from the most popular politician in his state's history to another chump with a limousine and an entourage.
To understand the depth of the governor's predicament, look beyond the obvious. Sure, Jesse the Theologian echoed weak-minded Marxist pap about religion as an opiate. Sure, he overlooked the fact that more people will attend religious services this week than will attend Reform Party conventions in a millennium. But the most worrisome thing is that Ventura declared open season on human freedom.
Let me explain. Organized religion -- pick your faith -- begins with the belief that objective moral truth exists; that right and wrong are not merely social conventions, but moral facts.
When scientists calculate the speed of light, we assume they're measuring something that has been ever thus. Light moves at 186,000 miles per second not because some 19th Century physicists put a speed gun on solar rays, but because that's how things are. Mankind did not create the fact. Men discovered it.
Global religions approach morality the same way. There is astonishing congruence in world faiths -- and especially since the time of Moses -- of what is right and what is wrong. Murder isn't wrong merely because it is an inconvenient way of resolving disputes. It is wrong, period, even when people aren't killing each other. Ethical facts thus are as true as the speed of light, and as integral to the scheme of things.
If religious verities are true, it follows that men didn't concoct them. Religions pinpoint the source as the Creator of the Universe -- Hashem of Judaism; the Lord of Christianity; the Allah of Islam.
This is a crucial development because it undermines any government that exalts man as the measure of all things. World leaders have understood for centuries the subversive nature of faith. Nomadic Jews were an endless annoyance to pharaohs and kings who wanted to be venerated as G-ds. Pontius Pilate realized that Jesus -- whom one might have dismissed as an eccentric hick from Nazareth -- was a profound threat to the empire. Allah supplanted man-G-ds throughout the Middle East and Central Asia.
Early religionists didn't conquer through force of arms. Most were notoriously meek. St. Paul went to Rome and wound up with his head on a platter. Stalin once scoffed, "And how many divisions has the Pope?"
This century has demonstrated conclusively that a witness to faith possesses not a weak mind, but one of almost unimaginable strength. Jews who endured Hitler's charnel-houses and Stalin's gulags were not simpletons. Many displayed heavenly strength.
Indeed, there is nothing easier than to abandon faith in the face of inhumanity. The coward is the first to renounce G-d and declare, "Hail, Caesar!" Only the saint has the courage to die for his or her beliefs.
Yet martyrs do much more than defend their faiths. They also protect the ideals necessary for the preservation of any social order. Imagine what would happen if we erased any one of the Ten Commandments. The certain result would be anarchy and violence -- theft, violence, infidelity, idol-worship, chaos.
If you dispense with religion, you abandon the central tenet of our democracy -- that all people possess inalienable rights. Justice becomes a matter for leaders to decide. Dignity becomes a luxury; not a birthright.
Jesse Ventura's glib slap at religion was neither original nor profound.
Many people agree with him, especially among intellectual elites. Of course religion is a crutch. Without it, civilization collapses -- but so do the commonsense virtues Ventura espoused on the campaign trail. The ex-wrestler may not realize it, but a lot of folks voted for him because they thought him more righteous -- in a keen and combative way -- than his competitors.
The entire controversy brings to mind an old joke, adapted to the circumstances:
Q: What's the difference between Jesse Ventura and G-d?
A: G-d doesn't think he's Jesse