Jewish World Review Feb. 2, 2004/ 10 Shevat, 5763
The Kerry biography: He's risen without trace
For Howard Dean's Iowa
concession speech, the
decibel level was off the
meter but the content
was unexceptional a
list of states of the union,
in no particular order, but
still reasonably accurate.
For his New Hampshire
concession speech, the
decibel level was much
reduced but the content
was a lot wackier. As
Gov. Dean told his
dwindling army of
''The biggest loss that
we've suffered in this country since George Bush has been president is our loss
of our sense of community.''
Really? The loss of ''our sense of community'' is a bigger loss than, say, the
loss of 3,000 civilians?
Howard Dean was speaking from a script, and after the previous week's
debacle, you can bet his remarks were examined beforehand by his various
campaign gurus. And apparently not one of them thought that this was an odd
formulation, and that in itself is sadly revealing. In the Democratic
consciousness, Sept. 11 has shriveled away, dwarfed by the greater evil of
George W. Bush and his assault on ''our sense of community.''
Well, Dean's done: Like his fellow Vermonters Ben and Jerry, he couldn't
manage the transition from a niche boutique specialty to a mass brand. He's
been whipped by John Kerry. But just because the Massachusetts senator is a
mediocre establishment weathervane pol whose rhetorical style is a model of
sonorous monotony doesn't mean his statements aren't just as goofy as
Dean's. When I caught him on the stump in New Hampshire, he was still using
his line about how, instead of building a ''legitimate coalition,'' Bush ''built a
''Fraudulent''? Kerry makes much of his rapport with veterans, but I'd love to see
him tell the brave British, Australian and Polish troops who helped liberate the
Iraqi people that their participation was ''fraudulent,'' just as I'd love to see
Maureen Dowd, who dismisses the coalition as ''a gaggle of poodles and
lackeys,'' tell Britain's Desert Rats or the big beefy Fijians escorting Iraqi
currency exchange convoys that they're ''poodles.'' Indeed, I'd gladly fly Kerry
and Dowd first-class to Iraq and put them up in the best hotel in Basra
(separate rooms, I hasten to add) just for the privilege. The reaction of these
allies might even startle Kerry's features from their present allegedly
But just to make it simple: The G-7 comprises the world's major industrial
democracies. Aside from America, there are six other countries. Three the
United Kingdom, Italy and Japan have troops in Iraq. Three France,
Germany and Canada do not. So a majority of G-7 nations are members of
this ''fraudulent coalition.'' Eleven of the 19 NATO members have contributed
troops to the ''fraudulent coalition.'' Thirteen of the 25 members of the newly
enlarged European Union have forces serving in the ''fraudulent coalition.''
So, when John Kerry pledges to rebuild America's international relationships,
what he means is that he disagrees with the majority of G-7 governments,
NATO governments, European governments and key regional players in Asia
and the Pacific, as well as the people of Iraq.
On the other hand, Kerry's position has the support of a majority of the Arab
So the question all self-respecting multilateralists need to ask themselves this
November is whether America can afford the immense damage that would be
done to its key international relationships by electing an arrogant
Massachusetts cowboy with a reckless tendency to shoot from the lip. It's all
too easy to picture the Ketchup Kid swaggering into a G-7 summit, his nimble
fingers reaching for his E-Z-Squeeze bottles and squirting the red stuff over the
British, Italian and Japanese delegations while Jacques Chirac shouts ''Bravo!''
President Bush tried gently in his State of the Union speech to draw attention
to the contribution of America's allies. Perhaps, like Dean listing states, he
would have been better to shriek them out: ''AND WE'VE GOT TROOPS FROM
UKRAINE!! AND WE'VE GOT TROOPS FROM HONDURAS!!! AND WE'VE
GOT TROOPS FROM THAILAND!!!! EEEAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!'' But it's
doubtful whether even that would penetrate the psychological isolationism of
the Democratic candidates. They're the ones who are disengaged from the
world, not Bush.
In that sense, Kerry is the perfect embodiment of the nullity of the modern
Democratic Party. It was once said of the British TV host David Frost that he'd
''risen without trace.'' That's John Kerry, a man who's risen without trace, from
lieutenant governor to senator and maybe to president, with no accomplishment
to show for it other than his own advance in status. Kerry the soldier was a
brave man in Vietnam. But Kerry the politician uses his military record as cover
for his public service record, which boils down to a quarter-century of
finger-in-the-windiness passed off as bold and courageous. How typical the
senator is of Vietnam veterans I leave for others to judge. But he's an all too apt
embodiment of the Vietnam era: of the fatal lack of resolution that damaged
America's standing in the world and emboldened its enemies. And, if Kerry
genuinely believes that Tony Blair is ''fraudulent,'' it helps explain a lot of what's
wrong with the modern Democratic Party, which would be in much better shape
if it was headed by a Blair rather than a Kerry.
No doubt the senator would say that's not what he means. No doubt he has
some convoluted answer to explain that when he sneers that Blair and
Australia's John Howard are ''fraudulent'' allies it is in fact a sign of his great
respect for them. That seems to be his standard explanation that all his big
votes mean the exact opposite of what they appear to. His vote against the first
Gulf War was, he says, a sign of his support for the first Gulf War. Whereas his
vote in favor of the Iraq war was a sign of his opposition to the Iraq war. And his
vote against funding America's troops in Iraq is a sign of his support for
America's men and women in uniform.
On the same principle, I think the best way voters this November can
demonstrate their support for Kerry is by voting against him. Just a suggestion.
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© 2004, Mark Steyn