Jewish World Review Dec. 23, 2003/ 28 Kislev, 5763
Spates of denial
Well, that Vietnam-style quagmire
seems to be getting worse, doesn't it?
Not content with their laughably
unconvincing Bush Thanksgiving
photo-op, last week the administration
stuck Dick Cheney in a ZZ Top beard
and pathetically tried to pass it off as
some kind of good news.
But assume, for the sake of
argument, this is the real Saddam
Hussein. What happens now depends
on his state of mind. He may say
nothing. Or it may be that, after eight
months on the lam, bumping around in
the back of donkey carts, sleeping in
smelly hovels, short of sycophants,
deprived of the company of his fellow
psychopaths Uday and Qusay, his
chums in Moscow and Paris refusing to
accept any collect calls, pining for the
metaphorical full Monica he used to get
from visiting Western shills like British
leftie MPs Tony Benn and George
Galloway after all that he may be
grateful for a chance to yak about this
and that to various A-list interrogators.
He knows surely that it is his last
chance to play the big shot, before trial
by his former subjects, and then jail
and (I hope) execution.
The evidence to date suggests he
either managed to squeeze a surprising
number of filing cabinets down that
spider hole with him or that,
protestations to the contrary
notwithstanding, he has been singing
like a canary. Either way, coalition
forces have made some interesting
arrests in recent days.
Meanwhile, perhaps concerned that
their old pal might get too chatty, the
French, Germans and Russians have
done an instant about-face on the
matter of forgiving Iraq the massive
debts its former tyrant ran up with his
A good week, I would say, for
Certain columnists, whom modesty
prevents me from mentioning by name,
have painted an eerily accurate picture
of his living conditions these last six
months. Even so, there's something
almost exquisitely apt in the
circumstances of his capture, pulled up
out of a hole he had dug for himself.
The Democrats, the French, the European media and the
various other parties who have invested in the
Bush-quagmire story have also dug a hole for themselves. Al
Gore briefly emerged from his own pit of obscurity a couple of
days before Saddam to denounce the Iraqi operation: "My
friends," he said, "this nation has never, in two centuries and
more, made a worse foreign policy mistake."
On the morning itself, the most pitiful of the "serious"
candidates, Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts, couldn't resist
digging himself in a little deeper: "This is not just about one
man," he complained, urging that now would be an excellent
opportunity to hand everything over to the United Nations,
The Hague, the Arab League, the Westchester County League
of Women Voters and other respected bodies.
Mr. Kerry doesn't get it: If it had been left to Kofi Annan,
the French, Germans, Russians, Canadians, Arabs and all but
two of the nine Democratic presidential candidates, Saddam
Hussein wouldn't have been getting inspected for lice by
American medics; he would still be sitting on his solid gold
toilet in his palace, reading about the latest massive anti-Bush
demonstrations in Le Monde.
The Iraqi people don't want to place their future in the
hands of an "international community" that found it more
convenient to allow Saddam to go on torturing them.
As for this being "not just about one man," don't bet on it.
In May, I was sitting in a restaurant in Ramadi just west of
Baghdad, chewing the fat (very literally, alas) with various
Iraqi chaps, all of a Sunni disposition.
"Hey, things are gonna be great from now on, right,
guys?" I said, by way of an icebreaker.
They shrugged gloomily. "Where is Saddam?" said one,
pointing at the BBC News on the TV in the corner. "Where is
Saddam? He has money, he has friends. He will be back."
In the months since, Saddam has been all but irrelevant to
any active coordination of the so-called "resistance," But the
fact he was still on the run, somewhere out there, meant
that, in theory, he could be behind it, and that made it easier
for the Ba'athist dead-enders and the imported terrorists to
lean on communities in the Sunni Triangle for support and
The sight of Saddam looking like a department-store Santa
who has been sleeping off a bender in a sewer for a week will
deal a fatal blow to the Ba'athist thugs' ability to intimidate
local populations. The insurgency will continue for a few weeks
yet, but it will peter out, like the dictator, not with a bang but
As for the Western naysayers, let me go back to what I
wrote in July, after the killing of Saddam's sons Uday and
Qusay, and the Democratic Party reaction: "If they're still
droning on like this on the day Rummy's passing out souvenir
vials of Saddam's DNA, they'll be heading for oblivion."
Well, we're not yet at the souvenir DNA stage but the
inability of a serious political party to resist the siren songs of
the Noam Chomsky/Michael Moore/Euro left is showing signs
of becoming terminal. Madeleine Albright's suggestion last
week that the administration was holding Osama some place
in order to spring him on the American public at the most
electorally advantageous time is only the latest manifestation
of how the fringe nutters have infected the mainstream.
"What happened this week," I wrote back on Uday-Qusay
Tuesday, "is a foretaste of what the party can expect in the
next 15 months: Reality will keep intruding, and if the Dems
keep moving the goalposts ever more frantically, pretty soon
they'll be campaigning from Planet Zongo. Recently, Sen. Tom
Daschle insisted Uday and Qusay were all very well, but where
was the Big Guy? Why hadn't that slacker George Bush
caught him yet?
Next question, Tom?
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