Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

The New York Post reported the Gallup Poll which shows President Biden's approval numbers have fallen below Kamala Harris' ratings. The president and vice president tried to straighten out intra-West Wing tensions at a White House lunch. It was just the two of them and their food tasters.

• Australia's Sheep Council reported that high commodity prices and demand will help keep the price of wool higher than the competing price of lamb. It takes three sheep to screw in a light bulb. One sheep to screw in the light bulb and two sheep to make sure they're wearing their masks correctly.

• Dr. Anthony Fauci read The Night Before Christmas to the NIH Holiday party in Washington, D.C., last week. As usual he got carried away during the poem, and started improvising. On Alpha, on Gamma, on Delta, and on Omicron is NOT what Santa shouted to his reindeer to get them moving.

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• President Biden retreated to Delaware for the New Year's week holiday where Joe was shown walking his new rescue German shepherd puppy Commander on Rehoboth Beach. He's got one great trainer. The dog dutifully cleaned up after the president every time he made a mess on the beach.

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