• Rap star 50 Cent is embroiled in a social media spat with Madonna after he made fun of her latest lingerie photo. He won four hundred thousand dollars betting on the Super Bowl. I'd be tempted to say that 50 Cent is lucky, except for the fact that he's been shot something like sixty times.
• President Biden struck again at a National Christmas Tree Lighting hosted by rap legend and NCIS star LL Cool J. The president addressed the crowd and praised LL Cool J as a great former football player who could still play. I lost ten dollars betting he would call him his great friend Barack.
• President Biden published a plan to build five hundred thousand U.S. electric vehicle charging stations. I don't think he thought this through. So many Americans already drive electric cars that ISIS would strike more fear in American hearts if they adopted Biden's plan to shut down coal plants.
• The White House said Americans are doing better than they think they are economically. They maintained that wages are rising faster than inflation. So in an effort to play down the effects of high food prices, President Biden is going on TV tonight to announce the winners of the Meat Raffle.
• Insider conducted a study on stock trading by Congress which found that forty-eight Members bought Pfizer, Moderna and J&J stock at the start of the pandemic. I can remember when every session of Congress began with a prayer in the morning. Today Warren Buffett rings the opening bell.
• Master Class introduced a course to be taught by Hillary Clinton that's available to all online subscribers. It was the first time it occurred to me that Master Class could be a money laundering racket. At any rate the course Hillary will be teaching is called How to Make It Look like an Accident.
• CNN fired a producer who was arrested for criminal sexual misconduct on Monday. CNN just fired Chris Cuomo as host of Prime Time, and longtime host of CNN's daily newscast Brook Baldwin was forced out. The difference between CNN and the Titanic is, CNN had all its anchors when it sank.
• The Golden Globe nominees were announced Monday for the awards banquet in January. All I'll say is if Alec Baldwin doesn't win a Golden Globe for Most Realistic Fight Scene in a Cowboy Movie, he'll feel the same way Trump felt the morning after the 2020 election. He gave it his best shot.
• Time magazine announced it has selected Elon Musk as Person of the Year Award for 2021 in a vote by the Time editorial board. It raised three questions. Baby Boomers asked who is Elon Musk?, Gen Xers asked what's Time's Person of the Year Award? and Millennials asked what's a magazine?
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