Jewish World Review Dec. 30, 2004 / 18 Teves, 5765
important news ....
The Oklahoma Sooners and USC Trojans arrived in Miami
Tuesday for the Orange Bowl. Both schools are trying to shed their
images. Oklahoma banned alcohol last week and USC has stopped
teaching that George Hamilton is the Father of Our Country.
George Carlin entered rehab for alcohol and drugs Monday at
the age of sixty-seven. The comedian said he was hooked on wine
and pain pills. As the nights went by in Las Vegas it increasingly
sounded like Henry Kissinger was doing his act.
South Asia was devastated by a gigantic tidal wave Sunday.
Politicians are at a loss. Democrats can't blame it on global
warming, Republicans can't blame it on terrorism, and anybody who
calls it an Act of G-d will never carry a Red State again.
Hillary Clinton ripped illegal immigration last week and
made huge inroads with conservatives. Pundits who once cursed her
name find themselves falling for her. This is just more evidence
that after years of trying, she finally got the hair right.
Transportation Secretary Norm Mineta launched a probe of all
the delays at airports that ruined so many Christmases. Americans
are fed up with air travel. Next time you want to take a trip
without the kids, try LSD and birth control pills.
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