Jewish World Review Dec. 15, 2004 / 3 Teves, 5765
important news ....
Scott Peterson was recommended the death penalty by a
California jury Monday for double murder. He still thinks he has a
chance of getting away with it. That night they served him a
grilled cheese sandwich and he saw O.J. Simpson's image on it.
Barry Bonds was hammered with questions about steroid use
Friday. First he said he didn't use steroids and now he says he
didn't know they were steroids. If he gets caught in one more lie
the Nixon Library may have to send a helicopter for him.
Ocean's Twelve, with an all-star cast, topped the movie box
office Sunday. It's a hilarious comedy. In the movie a dozen
clever American burglars knock over a bank in Europe, but the
joke's on them when all they make off with are U.S. dollars.
Bernard Kerik withdrew his name for Homeland Security
Secretary Saturday. He dodged employee taxes and cheated on his
wife with two women and had Mafia ties. Las Vegas just asked him
to be the grand marshal of next year's Founders Day parade.
NBC News ran a two-hour special Sunday on the Las Vegas
business boom. There is no guilt or shame in that town. The most
popular recipe for a screwdriver in Las Vegas is to pour four
ounces of vodka into a tall glass and then face Florida.
Bill Clinton signed copies of his autobiography Monday at
the Arab Strategy Forum in Dubai. Some people had copies in
English and some had copies in Arabic. His book in English is
titled My Life and in Arabic they titled it Five Thousand Jokes
for All Occasions.
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