Jewish World Review Dec. 9, 2004 / 26 Kislev, 5765
important news ....
Bud Selig vowed Tuesday to achieve strict steroid testing in
baseball. Don't worry about the culprits. Five years from now
Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi and Sammy Sosa will be inducted into
the Bill Clinton Presidential Library for cheating.
John McCain labeled steroids a health danger to players
Monday. The sluggers show the effects. If their voices had gotten
any higher or their genitals any smaller Gloria Allred would be on
the Larry King Show defending them as wronged women.
Congress passed a reform bill Tuesday which creates the post
of Intelligence Czar. The question is who? The way the Drug Czar
ended the drug trade and the Energy Czar reduced gasoline prices,
the Intelligence Czar could only be Dan Quayle.
Bill Clinton helped to launch a new Chinese Internet search
engine company Tuesday after it made a donation to his library.
It's an example of networking in Arkansas. The company is backed
by the government of China, a division of Wal-Mart.
The Gallup Poll said Monday that Americans most admire
pharmacists and least admire car salesmen. It pretty much sums up
our culture. In America nothing is so overrated as a good set of
wheels and nothing is so underrated as access to drugs.
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