Jewish World Review Dec. 7, 2004 / 24 Kislev, 5765
important news ....
The Weather Channel reported Sunday that a huge Alaskan cold
front swept down the West Coast, sending California temperatures
plunging. The Bay Area was hit the hardest. It was so cold in San
Francisco that Barry Bonds was sticking to his story.
Major League Baseball players' union counsel Gene Orza
maintained Sunday that the current steroid crackdown is working.
It's not that strict. The first year you get counseling, the
second year you get fined, and the third year you get the MVP.
New York Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik was named to head
Homeland Security last week. It's safer to have a New Yorker
running the watch. The World Trade Center wasn't even struck by
the Janitors Union when John Gotti was in charge of protection.
John Kerry vowed to finance recounts for Democrats Sunday to
build up favors for the next presidential race. He can quit
trying. Democrats love Hillary so much that Bill has begun
squeezing tennis balls to get back in shape for White House work.
Alabama joined California in court efforts to legalize
medical marijuana on Sunday. It's like old times. When the
government declared that California is acting in defiance of
United States law, Alabama filed a friend of the defiant brief.
The U.S. extradited a leading cocaine exporter from Colombia
Sunday. The bust ended tons of weekly cocaine transshipment. White
House called the arrest progress in the War on Drugs, a sideshow
in the War on Terror, a resounding victory in the Culture War on
Hollywood, and an unfortunate setback in the War on Obesity.
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