Jewish World Review Dec. 2, 2004 / 19 Kislev, 5765
important news ....
Caroline Kennedy said Tuesday she will auction hundreds of
family items from Kennedy weekend homes in February. It recalls a
golden age. There was a time in this country when Democrats could
go to confession and that would be the end of it.
Michael Moore appeared on the Tonight Show Tuesday with his
beard shaved off and his hair neatly trimmed. He wore a blue suit
and no baseball cap. So many people have blamed him for John
Kerry's defeat he's entered the witness protection program.
Prince Charles asked Friday in a memo to his staff why some
people insist on trying to rise above their station in life. This
is why we need kings. In one honest moment he represented the
feeling of every Oklahoma and USC fan in the world.
President Bush promised Canada he would end the U.S. ban on
Canadian cattle imports. The reduced U.S. beef supply has steaks
at twenty dollars apiece in L.A. grocery stores. Bankruptcies have
increased twenty percent due to the popularity of the Atkins Diet.
Tom Ridge resigned as Homeland Security Secretary Tuesday.
He is the seventh cabinet member to go down and Tommy Thompson is
rumored to be next. This is the point in the Agatha Christie novel
where Hercule Poirot gathers everybody in the library.
Kweisi Mfume resigned as head of the NAACP Tuesday. His
misguided assertions linking the Confederate flag to racism put
off the NASCAR crowd and killed the Democratic Party in the South.
Wal-Mart should pay him under the table to work for Sears.
Tammy Faye Bakker revealed her latest health miracle to
Larry King Tuesday in Los Angeles. This town has no tolerance for
her sad tales. Tammy Faye was kicked out of the Polo Lounge
yesterday afternoon because they wanted to start Happy Hour.
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