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Jewish World Review Dec. 17, 2003 / 22 Kislev, 5764

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http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | Saddam Hussein threw his hands up in the air Saturday when confronted by U.S. troops in Iraq. He identified himself as president of Iraq and he offered to negotiate with the Bush Administration. Has he been living in a hole or something?

Hillary Clinton gave a speech Monday to the Council on Foreign Relations and urged more U.S. troops in Iraq. Her political transformation is natural. Having to watch Bill Clinton work a rope line for thirty years will turn any wife into a hawk.

Amnesty International insisted on Sunday that Saddam Hussein receive regular visits from the Red Cross. The Red Cross loves this guy. Say what you will about Saddam Hussein, but he takes a back seat to no one when it comes to donating blood.

The White House ruled out blanket amnesty for illegal aliens Monday. Mexico continued last week to demand easier access and passage into the United States for Mexican citizens. To make it any easier we would have to build moving sidewalks.

Colin Powell had prostate cancer surgery on Monday. The cancer was isolated in the prostate so doctors took aggressive action and removed it. This was the first time Colin Powell ever agreed to try something Rumsfeld's way without a fight.

Survivor was won by a mother of two Sunday over fifteen contestants. Reality shows save the networks a ton of money due to the non-union casts. The History Channel would go broke in two weeks if it had to pay royalties to the Hitler family.

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