Jewish World Review Nov. 21, 2002 / 16 Kislev, 5763
Humorously Inclined Informational Products
A newspaper is a daily marvel, even a
miracle. There are 1,730 of them published daily in the United States with a
combined circulation of nearly 62 million. Limitless possibilities exist for
error, human and mechanical. Add the crushing pressure of deadlines, and
it's surprising there aren't more mistakes.
When goofs pop off the page, editors scurry to print corrections, even though we
often prefer the misprint to the corrected version:
IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are
one of hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our Easy Sky Diving
book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words
"state zip code" should have read "pull rip cord."
In criticizing the political
views of Patrick Buchanan, William Bennett said, "It's a real us-and-them kind
of thing," not, as we reported, "It's a real S&M kind of thing."
It was incorrectly reported
last Friday that today is T-shirt Appreciation Day. In fact, it is actually
Teacher Appreciation Day.
The sermon at the Presbyterian
Church this coming Sunday will be "There Are No Sects in Heaven." The subject
was incorrectly printed in yesterday's edition as "There is No Sex in Heaven."
There was a mistake in an item
sent in two weeks ago which stated that Ed Burnham entertained a party at crap
shooting. It should have been trap shooting.
From a California bar
association's newsletter: Correction -- the following typo appeared in our
last bulletin: "Lunch will be gin at 12:15 p.m." Please correct to read "12
We apologize to our readers who
received, through an unfortunate computer error, the chest measurements of
members of the Female Wrestlers Association instead of the figures on the
sales of soybeans to foreign countries.
In Frank Washburn's March
column, Rebecca Varney was erroneously identified as a bookmaker. She is a
There are two important
corrections to the information in the update on our Deep Relaxation
professional development program. First, the program will include meditation,
not medication. Second, it is experiential, not experimental.
Our article about Jewish burial
customs contained an error: Mourners' clothing is rent -- that is, torn -- not
In the City Beat section of
Friday's paper, firefighter Dwight Brady was misidentified. His nickname in
the department is "Dewey." Another firefighter is nicknamed "Weirdo." We
apologize for our mistake.
Just to keep the record
straight, it was the famous Whistler's Mother, not Hitler's, that was
exhibited. There is nothing to be gained in trying to explain how this error
Our newspaper carried the
notice last week that Mr. Oscar Hoffnagle is a defective on the police force.
This was a typographical error. Mr. Hoffnagle is, of course, a detective on
the police farce.
Yesterday we mistakenly
reported that a talk was given by a battle-scared hero. We apologize for the
error. We obviously meant that the talk was given by a bottle-scarred hero.
In a recent edition, we
referred to the chairman of Chrysler Corporation as Lee Iacoocoo. His real
name is Lee Iacacca. The Gazette regrets the error.
Apology: I originally wrote,
"Woodrow Wilson's wife grazed sheep on front lawn of the White House." I'm
sorry that typesetting inadvertently left out the word "sheep."
In one edition of today's Food
Section, an inaccurate number of jalapeno peppers was given for Jeanette
Crowley's Southwestern chicken salad recipe. The recipe should call for two,
not 21, jalapeno peppers.
The marriage of Miss Freda van
Amburg and Willie Branton, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago,
was a mistake which we wish to correct.
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JWR contributor Richard Lederer is a language maven. More than a million of his books, which have been Book-of-the-Month Club and Literary Guild alternate selections, are in print. He is the host of "A Way With Words," on KPBS, San Diego Public Radio, and a regular guest on weekend "All Things Considered." He was awarded the Golden Gavel for 2002 by Toastmasters International. Comment by clicking here.
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