Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Congress returns to work this week with a debate over the Biden Administration’s tax plan at hand. The proposal hits high income earners pretty hard. Under the Biden plan, the government takes forty percent of what you make and the other sixty percent, of course, is taken by the gas station.

• California Governor Gavin Newsom encouraged full production at California’s oil refineries in Los Angeles. It’s affecting our driving habits. Gas prices are so high in Beverly Hills that wives who run over their cheating husbands in the driveway in their Mercedes have been forced to carpool. .

• Netflix implemented new workplace safeguards banning employees from staring at each other longer than five seconds as a sexual harassment. They call it the five-second rule. In the long march for progress women have finally achieved the same rights as a sandwich you just dropped on the floor.

• The World Health Organization reported the number of Covid cases rose last week in Europe just as travel to America resumes. I’m personally aggravated by corporate media’s collaboration in pushing the Covid scare, especially Disney. Doc just announced that Sneezy has died after a short illness.

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• President Biden launched his push to get everyone a Covid shot by going on PBS to thank Big Bird for getting vaccinated. Joe forgets the Muppets have a real independent streak. Later that morning they opened Sesame Street by announcing today’s show is brought to you by the letters FJB.

• President Biden toured the Port of Baltimore Wednesday to tout his infrastructure bill and try to regain his presidency’s momentum. The port became famous as an entry point for the cocaine trade in the HBO series The Wire. I come home from church and binge-watch it every Christmas Eve.

• Howard Stern said he’d beat Trump if he runs for president, becoming the latest Baby Boomer party animal to hint at a run. Clinton was a pothead, George W a drunk, Obama a cokehead, and Trump a womanizer. I only bring this up to suggest if you vote for me you’ll get four presidents in one.

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