• The Climate Summit in Glasgow resulted in promises by world leaders and celebrities and rich donors to battle all the evil, conservative fossil fuel-drilling polluters. The event left everybody who watched the conference asking the same question. If I become a climate activist, do I get a private jet?
• The Salt Lake City Tribune reported the board of regents at Dixie State College in St. George voted to recommend a name change. It's to please the online woke protestors who see the name and yell racism and slavery. I thought we fixed all that when we took the lady off the pancake syrup bottle.
• The White House was hit by a USA Today poll which said sixty percent of Americans feel the country is in decline. During this past summer's Olympics in China, the U.S. only won the bronze medal in skateboarding. That's what happens when we send skateboarders who can pass the drug test.
• The U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals stayed President Biden's order requiring corporations to require worker vaccinations. At the time a spread needed to be stopped. The White House issued the vaccination requirement for companies last month amid a concerning spike in personal freedom.
• The White House Covid response team says eighty percent of Americans have been vaccinated, with President Biden leading the effort for booster shots. After returning home early to Delaware on Friday, Joe walked in on Hunter and his friends vaccinating themselves. This is the unity we need.
• President Biden denied responsibility for the high cost of consumer goods last week. He blamed it on OPEC, shipping logjams and trucker shortages. Last week the Consumer Price Index factored in the average price of gas and groceries and confirmed that inflation is now higher than Snoop Dogg.
• House Democrats passed the bipartisan Infrastucture bill Friday without insisting the Senate pass the Reconciliation Bill first. Democrats should have brought in Oprah Winfrey to whip up support during the vote on the House floor. You get a bridge, you get a bridge, and you get a bridge!
• House Democrats sent the Infrastructure Bill to the White House for Biden's signing. For months they vowed to kill it unless a proposed socialist spending bill was passed in the Senate. Congress is so full of brain-dead people that necrophiliacs look upon C-SPAN as their favorite porn channel.
• Aviation Weekly said vaccine-refusal layoffs coud cause airlines to face a revenue losses that must be made up. Don't miss the new pre-flight announcement that the flight attendants will be giving. In case of loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for five dollars.
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