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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published November 8, 2021

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
NBC News reports there are three hundred and sixty thousand cargo containers aboard ships off Long Beach still unloaded. The shortage of goods is affecting everyone. Black Lives Matter just issued a statement vowing that there'll be no more rioting until the store shelves are properly stacked.

CBS News quoted Democrats who doubled down in favor of Critical Race Theory Friday and insisted CRT is a tool to educate kids about slavery in America. The curriculum is not limited to U.S. history. For instance the Critical Race Theory physics class teaches students that E=MC Hammer.

Special Counsel John Durham indicted a Russian national living in Virginia in the collusion hoax case. Am I a conspiracy theorist when a Russian agent is indicted for lying about Trump to the FBI while working for Hillary's campaign lawyer? It seems like a bad time to have killed James Bond.

No Time to Die has outraged James Bond fans by killing him at the end of the movie. I guess it was inevitable. The movie studio could forgive James Bond for being a violent, sex-addicted alcoholic, but the fact that he was a straight white male marked him for death in today's Hollywood.

Disneyland got state permission to allow customers to verbally attest they've been vaccinated, permitting them to enter the park. The mandate doesn't apply to employees. Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse say they haven't gotten their shots because the vaccine is still being tested on humans.

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Terry McAuliffe's defeat in Virginia Tuesday drew liberal fury on CNN and MSNBC. They sang the same song. They said the U.S. is a racist country that stole its land, exploits its poor, jails its minorities and that illegal immigrants should not be denied the chance to enjoy its many blessings.

The Atlanta Braves celebrated after winning the World Series Tuesday. The love of sports is bipartisan. In Game Four, Trump angered Democrats by doing the Tomahawk Chop with the crowd, and President Biden watches so much sports on TV, he's starting to think his name is really Brandon.

President Biden arrived in Washington from Scotland on Wednesday and attempted to change the subject from Tuesday's election to booster shots. Last week, the nurse gave me my booster shot and then asked if I was feeling all right and I said yes. She said let's give it another five minutes, then.

L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti spoke at the World Climate Conference but now he has to self-isolate in his hotel room for two weeks after he tested positive for Covid. The mayor probably shook hands with each and every delegate. They went to Glasgow to save the planet, but the planet had other ideas.

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