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You shouldn't vote if . . .

Don Feder

By Don Feder

Published November 1, 2021

You shouldn't vote if . . .

The Dems in Congress are pushing hard to federalize elections, which would facilitate voter fraud — their bread-and-butter. Reasonable people (which excludes everyone in office with a "D" next to their name) agree that you shouldn’t vote if you’re not a citizen, you’ve already voted, you’re not registered to vote, you’re dead . . .

However, in my humble opinion, you also shouldn’t vote if:

You are addicted to taking selfies. More than 50% of your body is covered in tattoos.

Your face looks like a pincushion.

You use dating apps.

You believe there is no relationship between government spending and inflation.

You think Islam really is the "religion of peace."

You think the Illegal aliens camped at the border are here to become hardworking/model citizens and contribute to American society.

You believe everything Dr. Fauci says, even when his lips are moving.

You believe in the existence of a mythical entity called "government money."

You have little or no knowledge of anything that happened before 1990.

You think Joe Biden is conscious.

You believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or infrastructure spending.

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Maxine Waters doesn’t scare you.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t scare you even more.

You think our race problems are due to "white privilege" and "white rage."

You think Black Lives Matter

: — but are unconcerned about the black homicide rate or the black abortion rate.

You don’t understand that the purpose of COVID restrictions is to expand the power of government.

You think transgenderism will make the military stronger.

You think you can choose your gender.

To paraphrase the sobriety commercial — "Kevin, there are several signs present that you shouldn’t be voting."

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