Jewish World Review Nov. 18 2004 / 5 Kislev, 5765
important news ....
ABC Monday Night Football opened with Desperate Housewife
Nicolette Sheridan dropping her bath towel and leaping naked into
the arms of Terrell Owens. The scene took days to shoot. Every
time he caught her he spiked her and went into a chicken dance.
The Desert Inn in Las Vegas was imploded Tuesday by
carefully placed charges of dynamite. The famed hotel came down in
seconds. Will Farrell stood on a pile of rubble that used to be
the showroom and vowed that we will get whoever did this.
John Kerry told reporters Monday he has plenty of fight left
in him. He said if he decides to run again he has nearly fifty
million dollars in his campaign account. At the very least it's
enough to tell Teresa that everyone sees a blonde on the side.
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