Jewish World Review Nov. 17 2004 / 4Kislev, 5765
important news ....
The Oklahoma Sooners were forced by BCS computer rules
Saturday to run up the score on Nebraska. This system is turning
respectful old rivalries into nuclear cold wars. If the Democrats
can just be patient, the BCS will destroy the Red States.
Maria Sharapova won the WTA Championship in Los Angeles
Monday. The underage beauty posed provocatively on billboards
across town in a shameless promotion by tournament sponsors. Even
Woody Allen would have had the decency to adopt her first.
The Food and Drug Administration ordered Viagra Monday to
pull its Wild Thing commercial off the air. The ad doesn't
disclose the risks involved in using the drug to be a more potent
lover. You could lose your house when you get tired of her.
Hillary Clinton said Friday the Bible is a guide to help
cure poverty. She's always been an active Methodist who believes
in good works. Back when Hillary was growing up in Chicago she led
her Girl Scout troop in crooked real estate deals.
Arnold Schwarzenegger encouraged a constitutional amendment
that would allow him to run for president. He has a penchant for
secrecy, he's a serial groper and he speaks broken English. No one
could ever defeat President George Milhous Clinton.
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