Jewish World Review Oct. 26, 2004 / 11 Mar-Cheshvan, 5765
important news ....
Ricky Williams sought to reenter the NFL Friday after he
flunked a marijuana test. He got nailed on the verbal part. You
would think that growing up in Texas he would know that the Super
Bowl is something you play and not something you smoke.
Mary Kay LeTourneau revealed her plans on the Larry King
show Saturday. She intends to marry her nineteen-year-old former
sixth-grade student and settle down. She said she would like to
have a couple of children, but she doesn't want to go back to prison.
Arnold Schwarzenegger bought the first hydrogen-powered SUV
Friday. It's not known how safe they are. If you've ever seen a
mushroom cloud after hydrogen is detonated you know Halle Berry
has left the scene of the accident for the last time.
John Kerry told a Reno crowd Saturday that President Bush
let Osama bin Laden get away. He said if he had been president it
would've been different. If there's one thing we know about John
Kerry it's that he never lets a multi-millionaire get away.
Congress agreed to turn over two thousand doses of flu vaccine to Washington D.C.'s inner-city poor. Wise move. They were going to keep the doses for themselves and their top aides but then they looked outside the window and remembered the Alamo.
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