Jewish World Review Oct. 21, 2004 / 6 Mar-Cheshvan, 5765
important news ....
The Oklahoma Sooners dropped to third when the BCS released
college football rankings Monday. The computer says they don't
deserve to be on top because their opponents are too easy. This
means that John Kerry will never be the number one team.
Ricky Williams asked to come back in the NFL after he quit
in July to smoke pot and enjoy music in the Bahamas. It was hell.
The island is a tax haven and he spent every night waiting for
Willie Nelson to either change his songs or change his jokes.
PLO Chairman Yasser Arafat was reportedly receiving
treatment Tuesday for chills and fever and body aches. He's still
giddy over his latest honor. The Museum of Tolerance in Los
Angeles just voted to make an exception in his case.
September 11th victims' relatives made emotional campaign
commercials Tuesday for President Bush and John Kerry. Some ads
call Kerry a traitor while other ads call Bush incoherent. This
campaign hasn't hit bottom yet, but it's still climbing.
John Kerry recovered in the polls after his scolding for
citing Mary Cheney's sexual orientation in his last presidential
debate. The reference caught the president by surprise. He had no
idea Dick Cheney had adopted a Lebanese daughter.
John Kerry said Tuesday President Bush's policies will lead to the military draft. You can imagine the massive size of the peace marches and street protests. Young people are sick and tired of trying to meet the right person on the Internet.
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