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Jewish World Review Oct. 11, 2004 / 26 Tishrei, 5765
Argus Hamilton
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St. Louis was the site of a presidential debate Friday in
front of a crowd who are still somehow undecided. Some people take
forever to make up their minds. Afterwards half said they might
vote for Bush while the other half were leaning toward Dukakis.
Ricky Williams said he wants to return to the Miami Dolphins
after retiring in July to smoke pot and enjoy reggae concerts in
the Caribbean. It's a highly seductive lifestyle. Jamaica has the
only newspapers in the world with gummed edges.
The Columbus Day Parade is held today in New York. He was
the world's first Democrat. He left not knowing where he was
going, arrived not knowing where he was, went home not knowing
where he had been, and he did it all on government money.
La-Z-Boy lowered its profits forecast Thursday. The
furniture maker blamed weaker earnings on the rising cost of raw
materials. People are paying so much for potato chips, beer, and
basic cable that there's no money left for the recliner.
NFL star Jamaal Lewis pleaded guilty to conspiracy to sell
cocaine. The FBI busted the deal by listening to his cellphone
conversations. If only he had set up the deal in Arabic,
government agents wouldn't have had a clue what was going on.
Teresa Heinz Kerry told Dr. Phil she was strict with her boys about TV viewing. She limited them to thirty minutes of educational television a day. Now they are the only kids in their generation who think that the Brady Bunch is a gun control group.
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