Jewish World Review Sept. 15, 2004 / 29 Elul, 5764
important news ....
International Trucks unveiled a monster truck Monday that's
four feet longer and twice as heavy as the Hummer. The price is a
hundred grand. It's advertised as the world's largest production
pick-up now that Bill Clinton must lose weight or die.
Bill Clinton began recovering from heart surgery at home in
Chappaqua Monday while his wife monitored his condition closely
alongside him. He must truly love Hillary in his own way. If not,
then why did he carve her initials into Al Gore?
The Ryder Cup matches this week feature the U.S. team versus
Europe at Oakmont Country Club in Detroit. The advertising market
is elite. In an effort to target the scotch-drinking crowd, Pfizer
plans to run commercials for seven-year-old Viagra.
John Kerry and John Edwards fanned out Monday after campaigning together did not work. At a quick stop in McDonald's last week, an excited worker spilled coffee on Kerry. John Edwards wanted to sue McDonald's, while John Kerry insisted on writing himself up for his fourth Purple Heart.
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