Jewish World Review Sept. 16, 2003 / 19 Elul, 5763
Librarian action figure will be taking no guff
If you were terrified by the prospect of a George W. Bush doll in a flight suit, you
may want to dive under your bed before the release of Librarian Action Figure.
Marketed by Archie McPhee and Co., the 5-inch doll is modeled after 58-year-old
Seattle librarian Nancy Pearl. The bespectacled woman in a cardigan, long plain skirt
and sensible shoes does not look particularly threatening, but it is her actions that
have librarians across the nation in an uproar.
Does she haul off and hurl a copy of "War and Peace" at a misbehaving child? No. Does she declare the Dewey Decimal
System to be the work of Satan? No. Does she overlook a small overdue fine for a physically handicapped, unemployed
homeless person? Gracious sakes, no.
No, what Librarian Action Figure does is far, far worse. She lifts her finger to her lips and whispers "Shush."
"The shushing thing just put me right over the edge," said Diane DuBois, library director of Caribou Public Library in Caribou,
Maine. "We're so not like that anymore. It's so stereotypical I could scream."
One unsigned e-mail accused Pearl of setting the profession back 30 years, upsetting the librarian so much that she has
stopped reading about the Librarian Action Figure online. (This may be the only positive outcome from all of this.)
"It's a little bit disconcerting to read about how dowdy you are on somebody's blog," Pearl told the Associated Press.
Clearly, librarians have made quite a few strides if they are able to bandy about the word "blog" as easily as they once said
"dust jacket." Still, I don't have any problem with a Librarian Action Figure that says "shush" even if some librarians would
prefer to be portrayed in a more vibrant, politically engaged way. (I am not sure I would be interested in purchasing a
Librarian Action Figure where you squeeze its hand and it goes off on a 10-minute screed about the unconstitutionality of the
Patriot Act. If I want a headache, I'll watch Fox News.)
True, Pearl's 5-inch, $8.50 action figure does not show her skidding to a halt on the deck of an aircraft carrier, nor does she
have presidential superpowers, such as the ability to invade another country or run up a $400 billion deficit.
But that doesn't mean she's in the least bit ashamed of her profession. "The role of a librarian is to make sense of the world of
information. If that's not a qualification for superherodom, what is?"
The Bush action figure and the Librarian action figure are both expected to appear on store shelves next month.
Let the best man, or woman, win.
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