Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Governor Newsom's recall election in September is resulting in a flood of political TV ads by both parties starring dozens of fringe candidates. There's one ultra-conservative who promises California he'll cut the homeless in half, and he's holding a saw. He's ahead by 10 points in the polls.

• Dr. Fauci cited the Sturgis Bike Rally in South Dakota Saturday as a possible super-spreader event risking virus infections from the Delta variant. We can all learn to adjust. The Sturgis Bike Rally announced that next year's rally will be held on Martha's Vineyard so they won't be criticized.

• Nancy Pelosi ruled the Senate-passed $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill will not get a House vote until the $3.5 trillion reconciliation bill gets passed. Together, the two bills would hike the national debt up to $29 trillion. The United States hasn't been atacked by this many zeroes since Pearl Harbor.

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• Governor Andrew Cuomo went on TV Tuesday and resigned amid embarrassment over sexual harassment claims against him. They were made by eleven women. The embarrassment is, only eleven women accusers does not live up to Democratic Party leadership standards established by Bill Clinton.

• Governor Andrew Cuomo addressed the cameras on CNN Tuesday and defended his behavior as that of an emotional Italian-American who loves to hug people and kiss people, claiming it's an ethnic tradition. Toward the end of his resignation speech, Cuomo started crying. Must be the mace.

• New York Governor Andrew Cuomo denied all wrongdoing in his resignation announcement Tuesday, but he won't leave office for another two weeks. So now it's a case of so many female staffers, so little time. If you thought Cuomo was handsy before, now it's a Going Out of Business Sale.

• President Biden told reporters that Governor Cuomo's resignation doesn't erase the good he's done. His legacy will live on. Already mountain sculptors in South Dakota are preparing to carve Cuomo's facial image next to Cosby, Weinstein, Clinton, Trump and Biden up on Mount Touch More.

• Barack Obama hosted a jam-packed birthday party for himself at Martha's Vineyard over the weekend. A rapper posted photos of himself smoking weed at the party. The photos were quickly deleted to protect the rapper's career so it wouldn't get out that he was partying at Martha's Vineyard.

• The CDC ripped the Sturgis biker rally but not Obama's birthday bash in Martha's Vineyard. Many scientists, microbiologists and epidemiologist say Covid is dangerous while I, who had a C in high school chemistry, insist that Covid is not dangerous. It's hard to know who to believe anymore.

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