Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Barack Obama hosted a sixtieth birthday party for himself at Martha's Vineyard on Saturday as friends, political allies and celebrities partied till dawn. Due to the Delta variant spread, it was reported that the party had been significantly scaled back. That means they told Cuomo to stay home.

• The U.S. Women's Beach Volleyball team won the gold medal in the Olympics in Japan Friday by defeating Australia's Women's Beach Volleyball team in the finals. The competition was really hot. The last game was marred by a wrist injury but hopefully it'll heal and I'll be better by next week.

• The Toronto Star reports that a city in western Canada has decided to fight the drug overdose crisis in the province by handing out free meth, heroin and cocaine to drug users. Of course the international implications are obvious. Canada might have to build a wall to keep the Americans out.

• President Biden announced that 350 million Americans have been vaccinated Friday, which is 30 million more than the population of the U.S. It was an honest mistake. He was just trying to remind everyone the fact that he received 350 million votes for president, and that was just in Georgia.

• Dr. Fauci rang the alarm bell about new Covid variants in the wake of the Delta variant which they are promoting to scare us. The CDC now offers you Delta Plus. That means when you go to the hospital, you get to pick your own bed AND bring one carry-on bag with you at no extra charge.

• The Centers for Disease Control continued warning Americans about new Covid variants on the horizon bearing new Greek letters. Baby Boomers have been largely spared by the pandemic. Scientists have discovered that people who drank Boone's Farm as teenagers are immune to any virus.

• Los Angeles Health Department officials said Covid is infecting black and brown populations in L.A. far more than the virus is infecting white people in L.A. It's the same with the Delta variant. Covid won't really be a threat to the white population of Los Angeles until in comes in Pumpkin Spice.

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• O.J. Simpson posted a video online Friday urging Americans to get vaccinated. Longer-life tips from O.J. remind me of the instructions that campers in California receive for what to do if they are attacked by a bear. Just lie down and play dead, because it's good practice for what's coming next.

• The White House said it's looking for legal ways to require vaccination Friday as indoor mask rules are re-instated. The Democratic states are slapping on new restrictions while cable news channels beat the drums of fear. There can be no mistake about it, Covid is mutating into the mid-term variant.

• The White House sidestepped media pressure to make vaccinations mandatory Friday saying the federal government doesn't have that much power. We're now averaging one hundred thousand cases a day. And that's just the number of sexual harassment accusations against Governor Cuomo.

• New York mandating vaccination cards to enter public places was ripped by conservatives as a slippery slope to leftist control over our lives. Last night I showed my card to try to enter a book store and the door guy just sneered at me. He said I've only been vaccinated twice and they don't sell to racists.

• Coca-Cola is rethinking Coke Zero along with its recently introduced fruit flavored Cokes that aren't selling very well at all. It's the consumer's way of pleading with the company's executives to stop making news flavors of Coca-Cola. Either put the cocaine back into the formula or leave it alone.

• NBC News reported a national poll Friday saying Americans are not happy with the country's direction. Reasons cited are inflation, Covid, the border invasion and radical legislation. Last week, fifty-six percent of Americans said if a clown invited them into the woods, at this point they'd just go.

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