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That's so Joe --- Biden is the Puppet and the Puppet Master continent. Same story

Don Feder

By Don Feder

Published August 25, 2021

That's so Joe --- Biden is the Puppet and the Puppet Master continent. Same story
Conservatives like to speculate about who's pulling Biden's strings. Why does he turn everything — the border, the Afghan withdrawal, crime, spending — into an unmitigated disaster?

(On Afghanistan, even the lapdog media has turned on him.)

The consensus is usually Obama's running the show. The truth is, the Geezer is perfectly capable of screwing things up on his own.

He's a crotchety old man — angry, arrogant and incredibly stupid. He knows nothing and won't listen to anyone who doesn't agree with him. Frequerntly, his train of thought leaves the station without him. His instincts (which he invariably follows) are disastrous. He's been on the wrong side of every major foreign policy decision of the past 50 years.

From the day he entered the Senate in 1970, his career has been marked by an inability to walk and chew gum simultaneously.

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This is the first time he's actually had to run something. During the Obama years, he was kept chained in the basement like the proverbial idiot uncle — which is why he was so comfortable hiding there during the campaign.

As vice president, when Clueless Joe got an assignment (nothing important), Obama is rumored to have told one of his aides, "Let's see how Joe fuc — s this up." Look at what he's accomplished in seven months.

It's terrifying to think of where he'll go from here. We may not make it to 2024. Those who voted for the Kabul Kid should do what the yakuza do to show remorse. They can choose the finger.

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