Jewish World Review August 24, 2004 / 7 Elul, 5764
important news ....
Donald Trump said on Sunday he's set to open a new Donald
Trump Country Club in Palos Verdes, California. It's in a gated
community on the cliffs overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Creditors
would pretty much have to re-enact the D-Day landing to snatch him.
Bill Clinton got big laughs in interviews on the Oprah
Winfrey show Thursday and on the Daily Show on Comedy Central.
He's got a natural gift for comedy. Bill Clinton once tried to be
serious, but all he could get was construction work.
The Los Alamos Nuclear Laboratory announced a halt in
classified work until missing nuclear materials and weapons
components can be found. That's the way things have been going.
Now we can't even find our own weapons of mass destruction.
Homeland Security apologized to Senator Teddy Kennedy Friday
after he had been stopped and searched five times while flying
between Boston and Washington. His name was on a no-fly list. What
kind of security is this, do they want him to drive?
Bob Dole called for John Kerry to recant the anti-Vietnam
War testimony he gave as a young man. The candidate likes to make
the most of his war record. John Kerry was reminding voters in
Charlotte Friday that he fought for the South against the North.
John Edwards elicited cheers when he addressed a Baptist
church in Charlotte Sunday. He is positive and joyful by nature.
It's the wrong attitude for a vice president, whose duties are
limited to attending foreign funerals and starting wars.
John Kerry told voters Friday that President Bush doesn't
understand average folks. Every week he gets more common. Next we
will hear that John and Teresa drove through a car wash on their
honeymoon because they couldn't afford to go to Niagara Falls.
John Kerry's legal team lost a member on Sunday after the Detroit lawyer was cited by police for picking up a hooker. Democrats should know better than to look down on prostitution. It's the only industry that isn't leaving the country.
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