Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

ABC's Women of the View agreed to pay Kyle Rittenhouse twenty-two million dollars for calling him as a murderer after he shot three rioters who attacked him while he defended family property. Lesson learned. The difference between Kyle Rittenhouse and Pfizer is, Kyle's three shots were effective. The DEA warned the flood of Fentanyl into the country is making street drugs very dangerous if spiked for even casual drug users. If addicts want to quit, help is out there and available. Thanks to a really effective intervention, WNBA star Brittney Griner is one hundred and fifty days drug-free today.

• The Justice Department is interviewing PGA golfers to see if the PGA violated anti-trust laws in trying to keep its touring pros from joining Saudi Arabia's lucrative new LIV Golf Tour. This is rich. It's not enough that we're paying the Saudis six dollars per gallon at the pump, they also want damages.

• Mexico President Manuel Lopez Obrador arrived in the United States for meetings with President Biden. Mexico is a rich country. In addition to all the gold it mines, the oil it drills, the silver it refines, the beer it brews and the tequila it distills, Mexico is also the world's number one producer of Americans.

• Pamplona, Spain, this week is hosting the annual Running of the Bulls festival in which dozens of angry bulls chase young daredevil men through the winding city street for one mile. It's pure chaos. I know it sounds dangerous, but statistically it's safer than running the same distance through Chicago.

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• President Biden called for more public protests about the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade overturn Friday. Bette Midler has anointed herself the avenging angel on behalf of pro-choice women and she demanded Viagra be banned for men. Bette hasn't been the same ever since a house landed on her sister.

• The New York Post ran a chart graph showing the economic similarities of the Biden presidency to Jimmy Carter's. The problems are strikingly similar. The difference between the Jimmy Carter Era and the Joe Biden administration is that Hunter Crack has a better business model than Billy Beer.

• The New York Times released a devastating nationwide poll for the Biden administration Sunday in a survey which showed that sixty-four percent of registered Democratic voters would prefer for President Biden to sit out the next election. It could work. Biden sat out the last election and nearly won.

• Democratic Party activists began openly complaining about President Biden's age and his lack of effectiveness in the New York Times Sunday. I don't think the party bigwigs thought this all the way through. The choice of Democrats to replace Biden is almost as bad as a BMW driver's choice in music.

• U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney is in trouble in Wyoming thirty points behind her GOP primary. No one took Trump's Mideast withdrawal more angrily than the Cheneys and their defense industry allies. Liz constantly wears the look of someone who hates Donald Trump and hasn't told anybody in five minutes.

• Japan mourned the assassination of beloved former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. He was Japan's longest-serving prime minister in the nation's history. Shinzo Abe was just terrible at keeping nine-hundred-foot monsters from attacking his cities but he was amazing at rebuilding Tokyo every few years.

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