Jewish World Review July 1, 2004 / 12 Tamuz, 5764
important news ....
Spider Man Two was projected on Tuesday to make three
hundred million at the box office again. It's the second of six
Spider Man movies. Michael Moore just caught himself wishing that
President Bush could serve six terms in the White House.
New York Yankee Jason Giambi was hospitalized with an
intestinal parasite he caught at Yankee Stadium. The team got
right to the source. For the rest of the year, politicians are
asked to sit at least three rows back from the first base line.
The Pentagon on Tuesday announced involuntary call-ups for
retired service members who still have Reserve commitments.
They're not happy. Al Sharpton is hosting a new show called I Hate
My Job and it was just picked up by Armed Forces Television.
Iraq's new Prime Minister Iyad Allawi took power in Baghdad
Monday. He vowed a fast trial for his predecessor, he canceled
elections and he declared martial law. As long as he doesn't have
two psychopathic sons we still came out of this ahead.
John Kerry told reporters Tuesday he has no intention of releasing the sealed files containing the secret details of his divorce seventeen years ago. There cannot be anything interesting in there. That would be completely out of character.
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