Jewish World Review June 17, 2004 / 28 Sivan, 5764
important news ....
The Detroit Pistons beat the Los Angeles Lakers and won the
NBA Championship Tuesday. Rebuilding the L.A. team will be tough.
The Lakers are an egotistical and spoiled group of pampered prima
donnas, so good luck getting any of them out of Los Angeles.
Kobe Bryant was ripped by fans for his refusal to pass the
ball to Shaquille O'Neal during the NBA Finals. He should know
better. In the NBA, the center is the second-most important
position next to hands against the wall with your feet spread.
Tiger Woods said Tuesday he hopes he can control his driving
at the U.S. Open this week at the Hamptons. The neighborhood has
much wilder drivers. Houses in the Hamptons are built on rollers
in order to absorb the next Billy Joel pizza run.
President Bush was very gracious Monday at the ceremony for
the unveiling of President Clinton's portrait. He praised Bill
Clinton for bringing joy into the Oval Office. Of course, the real
achievement was sneaking her out through the window while Monica
Smarty Jones was in huge demand for stud fees Tuesday after his Triple Crown near-miss at the Belmont. He's being offered fifty thousand dollars per breeding session when he retires. Mark McGwire is wasting his time attending autograph shows.
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