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Jewish World Review June 15, 2004 / 26 Sivan, 5764
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The Detroit Pistons have a chance to beat the Los Angeles
Lakers tonight and bring the NBA trophy back home to Detroit. It's
been fourteen years. The last time the Detroit Pistons won an NBA
title, Dennis Rodman was still in a training bra.
Notre Dame fired Paul Hornung from the football radio booth
Sunday. He forgot where he was. He recently suggested the school
lower its academic standards to recruit more black players, but
the faculty would rather lose than cheer for Protestants.
The Lundberg Survey said Sunday gasoline prices finally fell
several pennies at the pump last week. The high prices have been
causing social havoc on the Los Angeles dating scene. Girls used to
judge guys by their cars, but now they wait until they see the gas gauge.
John Kerry asked the White House Sunday to relax
restrictions on stem cell research so scientists can cure
Alzheimer's. It made a lot of people uncomfortable. John Kerry
hasn't even seen the will yet and already he wants to marry Nancy Reagan.
Iran's government admitted Saturday it has nuclear
capabilities and demanded that Iran be recognized and respected as
a nuclear power. The CIA just issued a five-word explanation for
its recommendation to overthrow the government of Iraq. Missed It
by That Much.
The Red Cross said Sunday the U.S. must charge Saddam Hussein with something or release him. Reports say he's acting depressed ever since he was captured. It's not right to get him hooked on runner's high for eight months and then force him to withdraw cold turkey.
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