Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

President Biden in an interview Monday dismissed high gas prices as part of a painful transition to green energy. It sounds like Joe hasn't been following the commodities market. The difference between a pigeon and a Crypto-Currency trader is, a pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Mercedes.

• The Tulsa Daily World reported the grand opening of the Bob Dylan Center in Tulsa which will house original copies of his songs and recordings and chronicle his life and concert performances on film and videos. He turned 81 Tuesday. I worry about Bob, if he had a stroke how would anyone notice?

• The Wall Street Journal quoted economists Monday who agreed that Americans are cutting back on spending like we're already in a recession. Some of the stories of sacrifices in Los Angeles are heartbreaking. Beverly Hills parents have been forced to fire the nanny and learn their children's names.

• Ricky Gervais infuriated the LGBTQ community with anti-Trans jokes in his new Netflix special today. NBC should have him host the Golden Globes at the Hilton ballroom again. Imagine the ratings if you put Ricky and the most powerful gays in Hollywood together in one room that offers an open bar.

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• L.A. was rated by the Census Bureau as America's most ethnically-diverse city Friday, allowing us to savor the world's cuisine within the city limits. Yesterday I went to the Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant located in Korea Town and I ordered the Ten-Piece Meal. I put it all together and it was a cat.

• The Hollywood Reporter said Johnny Depp might testify again as rebuttal witness to his ex-wife's testimony. Experts predict Amber Heard will not suffer any legal jeopardy from her leaving poop on Johnny Depp's side of the bed. She's protected by Woke-ism Me Too-ism and the Endangered Feces Act.

• President Biden used another mass shooting Tuesday to attack gun rights lobbyists the same day as the tragedy. A grieving country could have used a unifying speech like Bill Clinton gave in OKC or George W. after 9/11. In addition to a border wall this nation needs to be encircled by a crime scene tape.

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