Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

NBC News reported that Hunter Biden raked in eleven million while Joe was the VP. He burned through two hundred grand a month on luxury hotel rooms, a Porsche and large cash withdrawals. Hunter Biden has committed so much financial fraud he was just added to the BLM Board of Directors.

• President Biden canceling drilling leases in Alaska and the Gulf last week has oil experts saying he's cornering himself into gas rationing. So much for the Summer of Rage. BLM leaders have just realized their voices may not be heard this summer because there's no gasoline for the Molotov cocktails.

• The White House got clobbered by an NBC News poll Friday which found that seventy percent of Americans believe that the country is now heading in the wrong direction. Just don't give up hope. Tonight's Powerball Lottery jackpot is a full tank of gas, a case of baby formula and a sheet of plywood.

• Johnny Depp endured more testimony Friday after Amber Heard shared her experiences with his cocaine and alcohol abuse and violence. Depp recently flew to England and asked a wizard to lift a curse a priest placed on him. Word for word, the priest's curse went, I now pronounce you man and wife.

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• The Preakness Stakes was won by five-to-one Early Voting at the Pimlico Racetrack in Baltimore Saturday. It couldn't lead to a Triple Crown because the Derby winner didn't compete. There was one filly running in the race amid suspicions it's a colt self-identifying as a filly in order to carry less weight.

• The Wall Street Journal noted short sellers saw the stock market slide coming and made a killing selling short and profiting off investor misery. In their defense, life is about perspective. If you run the movie Jaws backwards, it's the heartwarming tale of a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

• The Journal Lancet medical journal warns that energy drinks can cause serious cardio-vascular problems. The Daily Mail reported that last week a healthy young man in England suffered a fatal heart attack after downing a dozen energy drinks one after another. So it's true, Red Bull gives you wings.

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