• President Biden faced reporters on the White House lawn and said that his administration began working on solving the baby formula shortage as fast and safely as possible. They can always take credit for the shortfall and call it the government's new diet plan. It's never too early to fight obesity.
• The New York Post quoted food safety lawyers who blamed the FDA for the baby formula shortage for shutting down the plant when they could have just ordered it cleaned up. I blame it on the Progressive Left. You notice we never had a baby formula shortage until men started getting pregnant.
• NBC News reports Arizona executed its first prisoner in eight years Thursday after appeals were refused and options exhausted for the murderer of a college girl forty-four years ago. For his last meal Arizona death row inmate Clarence Dixon ate Kentucky Fried Chicken. Then he kicked the bucket.
• White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki advised mothers of infants to go online and try to order baby formula from food banks, charities and breast milk banks. Over the weekend, the baby formula shortage even hit West Hollywood. The store shelves are now completely empty of Daiquiri Mix.
• President Biden called seventy million Trump voters the Ultra MAGA crowd, then named Donald Trump the Ultra MAGA King. It's a title Trump gleefully accepted. Right now, for many Americans all they remember is when MAGA was two dollars a gallon, and Ultra MAGA two twenty-five.
• The White House warned if Congress doesn't pass one hundred billion dollars in vaccine outlays to Pfizer and Moderna, we could run out of vaccine by September. Perish the thought. I heard of one guy who died of Covid, but luckily he was fully vaccinated and boosted or it could have been much worse.
• Ukraine's President Zelensky reported that Ukrainian forces have the Russian invaders in retreat to their eastern border. The U.S. and Ukraine are cooperating in ways to help pacify both countries. The U.S. is sending military aid to Ukraine while Ukraine is sending peacekeepers to Chicago.
• Wall Street fell hard last week and Chicago set a city record for shootings. Meanwhile Americans endured high gas and food prices and Covid. Is it me, or do the years 2020, 2021 and 2022 seem like a movie that was written by Stephen King and directed by Quentin Tarantino with a soundtrack by Yoko Ono?
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