Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

The Wall Street Journal reported a huge sell-off costing investors billions Thursday as the Dow fell a thousand points over high food and gas prices, unchecked crime, border chaos, and fear of a world war. One thing seems clear. The corona virus is leaving Biden alone out of professional courtesy.

• The Washington Post reported panic in the District's hiking and jogging trails this week because a violent tom turkey on on the loose attacking joggers and hikers and bicyclists. It's the same old story. The turkey that President Biden pardoned for Thanksgiving is back out on the streets committing crimes.

• President Biden's teleprompter broke down Tuesday so Joe started ad-libbing to reporters saying Delaware is a small state and never had a senator. The malfunction prompted a quick call to India. The guy from tech support said to unplug Joe, wait thirty seconds, plug him back in and see if that helps.

• The L.A. District Attorney George Gascon refused to charge Dave Chappelle's attacker with a felony in County Court because his knife was inside his bag. Hollywood's reaction was swift. The audience members who were at the Academy Awards gathered on Zoom to give the attacker a standing ovation out of habit.

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• The National Retailer Association acknowledged the rising problem of smash and grab shoplifters unafraid of going to jail. Some retailers are going with the flow hoping to make it up in volume. One Target store in Chicago is advertising a new promotion to lure customers called Buy None Get One Free.

• The New York Post cited a Russian secret video channel hosted by a rogue FSB security agent in Russia Tuesday who said Vladimir Putin will soon undergo surgery for cancer and hand over power for two days to a trusted aide. It's an operation for bowel cancer. Apparently even Putin can't stop Putin.

• Governor Ron DeSantis ripped Disney for backing gender identity teaching to first grade children, saying Disney wants to import California values to Florida. The two states are different. In West Hollywood grade school, first-graders are taught that two plus two equals four, unless it identifies as five.

• The Daily Mail reports the British Virgin Islands governor was been busted in Miami for cocaine trafficking and money laundering. The British High Court has just urged the British government to name someone in London to rule directly over the Virgin Islands. At last a perfect job for Prince Andrew.

• Virgin Galactic spaceship owner Sir Richard Branson said Friday he'll fly into space next month but it'll be on Elon Musk's Space-X. As well, Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin just took their fourth group into space. From all we've seen, I think it's safe to guess that UFO's are just billionaires from other planets.

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